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Snitch Dick

"Snitch Dick" refers to a penis that is very small and hard to find. This is a term that can be used by Lesbians to subvert sexual advances from those of the opposite sex, or generally insult those possessing penises.
Man: "hey gurl wassup lemme get on that"
Woman: "Pshh, snitch dick."
by kokoflow April 20, 2013
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snakes on a dick

To be said in response to a question about how things are going at work or on a project when things are going well. When term is coupled with a hang lose hand sign it means things are going exceptionally well!
"like dicks on a snake" would mean the opposite, things are not going well.
"How are you and Tommy coming along running that copper tubing on the roof?" "Like snakes on a dick, boss"

"How's your science project coming along, little Willie?" "like snakes on a dick, dad"
by Izzy Longer January 8, 2014
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Dick mist

An awesome and rare occurrence as, when flopping out to relieve oneself on a cold winter's day, the penis releases a beautiful

mist, swaying in the wind.

This event is best witnessed in a very cold environment, however it is not advised to piss outdoors just to see this in case a predatory bird mistakes your genitals for food.
Gavin: 'Hey Rob what's that miraculous glow above your penis?!'

Rob: 'That, my friend, is dick mist, quite a phenomenon huh?'
by mahill23 January 12, 2014
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evil dick

A rotten dildo collector from limerick Saskatchewan
Evil dick sure has a lot of dildos
by stinkhole jammer February 7, 2014
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dick seat

When a girl wears a skirt and the front of the bike seat looks like a black dong!
Damn sally, wear a longer dress. You are showing dick seat!
by GangstaZ April 20, 2014
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Dick Peddler

A person peddling pictures of his dick on the internet to a large number of random females.
Man my spambox is full of dick peddlers...
by Teh Bronx April 13, 2014
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dick wheeling

Where you get you penis stuck in the alloy of a car wheel while it's driving.
Boy: Mum I'm at he hospital.
Mum: Oh my God, what happened?
Boy: I went dick wheeling again
by Wanking lord April 24, 2014
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