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Dick-Magnent 

A female who is prone to attracting the lowerclass of males.
It is a tragic condition as the affected rarely realize/accept it until they have already involved themselves with such males.
Emma: Veronica,babe you really need to dump him.
Mollie: Why are you putting up with these losers??!
Veronica: They're just drawn to me!!!
Emma: Total Dick-Magnent.
Mollie: Sucks to be you!
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dick magnet 

The opposite of a chick magnet.

Used to refer to anything or anyone who easily attracts guys. Also used with straight guys who easily attract gay guys (My personal favorite).
"I've only been to a gay bar once"
"Oh yeah? I bet you were a real dick magnet"
dick magnet by Rachel Smith June 28, 2007
Word of the Day on July 15, 2009
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dick magnet 

hot chick that a lot of guys want to screw but shes stupid and bitchy
dick magnet by winall May 12, 2010

dick magnet 

A male with a disease called erectiomagnetightis that causes a male's penis to become magnetic and stick to anything and everything metal. This is especially a problem on Submarines, Trains, and will be a problem in the future when the robots take over... Perhaps John Conner will cure this disease when he comes back from the future.
Dude, you have a dick magnet...

I know man... I miss just having an erection when a hot girl walks in, now its when my grandma uses her metal sybian too...

dick magnet 

Almost any mainstream media organization, more especially those fora who regularly provide a platform for disreputable politicians or talkers and either fail to challenge the claims presented or just lob softballs.
"Cheney was on Fox again last night."

"Whattaya expect? They're such a dick magnet."

Dick Magnet 

A woman (or gay man) who typically attract the wrong type of guy, i.e. guys who act like dicks.
Jane: Sarah, why can't I seem to find any decent guys?

Sarah: Jane, you're such a dick magnet.

Jane: What?

Sarah: You only seem to attract guys who act like complete dicks, you're a dick magnet.
Dick Magnet by xSallyx March 29, 2009

dick magnet 

A female that is so incredibly physically attractive that males are drawn to her by pure sexual desire. However, the personality of the female is so caustic, so annoying or so infuriating that any want of interaction beyond pure physicality is nonexistent.
Hey Jon, who was that wicked hot chick I saw you talking to last night?

Jeez, man, she was a dick magnet. Two minutes after we stared talking I was trying to find an excuse to leave, flee the state and change my phone number so she had no chance of finding me...ever!

That bad, huh? Sorry dude.
dick magnet by Justinian24 December 28, 2008
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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