The style of reporting that has grown rapidly in popularity since the establishment of the FOX News company. This type of reporting cuts tiny pieces of real stories out of their surrounding context and reassembles them in a way that they can't be scrutinized easily and the assembled product has no truthful connection to the host story, (but they do get the Ransom-Note Reporter paid).
All that was left of that Reverend Wright sermon was the Ransom-Note Report after FOX News had their way with it. They sure know how to cut you without getting caught.
Michelle Obama's college term paper got used to make a Ransom-Note Report by some scared white people. They're all forwarding it around like it was important. Somebody sure is trying hard to keep the Whitehouse white.
Shoot, all that Bill O'Really guy does is Ransom-Note Reporting. He wouldn't have a job if he had to tell the truth.
Michelle Obama's college term paper got used to make a Ransom-Note Report by some scared white people. They're all forwarding it around like it was important. Somebody sure is trying hard to keep the Whitehouse white.
Shoot, all that Bill O'Really guy does is Ransom-Note Reporting. He wouldn't have a job if he had to tell the truth.
by WNYmathGuy April 21, 2008
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Get the note to self mug.The term used to express your disinterest when a stranger or friend is telling a long and/or boring story, or is starting a story that sounds boring.
The idea is that you express your boredom by pretending to be taking notes.
The idea is that you express your boredom by pretending to be taking notes.
guy 1.
'so yeah, I'm an animal nutritionist I feed chickens I can control the size their eggs for major supermarket brands for example..........'
guy 2 to guy 3.
'Hey Man, did you bring your notepad? I'm running out of paper here.'
'so yeah, I'm an animal nutritionist I feed chickens I can control the size their eggs for major supermarket brands for example..........'
guy 2 to guy 3.
'Hey Man, did you bring your notepad? I'm running out of paper here.'
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Skills of the notepader:
- copy & paste
- getting their mom to accidentally shut-down their computer
- not having a microphone and typing into notepad to explain shit on youtube
- being an idiot
Skills of the notepader:
- copy & paste
- getting their mom to accidentally shut-down their computer
- not having a microphone and typing into notepad to explain shit on youtube
- being an idiot
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