ding-a-ling bling

To bedazzle the male genital region with stick-on crystals.

Scott: I surprised my wife with some ding-a-ling bling.
Jeremy: How did she like that?
Scott: She loved it. She said it made everything sparkle.

ding-a-ling bling by Silly8875 February 10, 2012

Ding Bong 

n: A butt.

My ding bong is itchy.

Ding Bong by Spengler August 28, 2012

Ding suppression 

(noun) - A device worn on one's head to conceal male-pattern baldness when out and about amongst his peers (e.g. a hat) Particularly useful when around women.

("ding" as in "balDING")

hat scalp gross peacocking vanity

Insecure dude: "I don't want all the girls at the club to laugh at me when I hit on them tonight so I better cover that scalp up with some ding suppression."

Bro: "Wise choice bro!"

Ding suppression by PieIDemandPie August 10, 2013

Ding dong 

When something surprising, unexpected or impressive happens

(Man does backflip) " Ding Dong! That was amazing

Ding dong by King Watson August 18, 2013

Ding-dong 

A drink that restaurant servers share after a busy and stressful rush. Usually a small serving of a creamy stout like Guinness, drank quickly like a shot. It's purpose is to force the staff to take a step back from their tasks, meet up at the bar, take a quick drink and resume service with a clearer head and renewed comraderie.

"Ding-Dong! Meet up at the bar in 30 seconds for a team building exercise!"

Ding-dong by WIZORD666 August 11, 2014

Ding-Chef 

Passing a cook/chill or microwave meal or meals off as something you created yourself.

Dave wanted to impress Fiona so served a candle lit Ding-Chef meal for two.

Ian: How was that new gastro-pub?

Adam: Crap man! It was an all Ding-Chef menu...

Ding-Chef by Townsman September 27, 2014

Ding baggle 

The act of humping and smacking their ass at the same time

Tom: oh yeah humping never felt better * humps and smacks Tim's ass at the same time*
Tim: stop giving me a ding baggle!!!

Ding baggle by Darude-Sandstorm January 10, 2015