ding-dong

A more proper way of telling someone they are a complete fucking idiot. Commonly said with a short rap on one's own head for emphasis.

Used in situations where sayign the words "complete fucking idiot" may get you in trouble, such as school.

That screen door was closed and you walked right through it, you ding-dong!

by moi April 20, 2004

ding-dong

the part of you thats near ur waist, its also the body part that gets hella hard.

Friend: hey friend, whats going up in your pants
Friend 2: its my ding-dong, its hard because the teacher is hella hot brudda.

by I did ur mother at November 23, 2021

ding-dong

The sound a doorbell makes.

The shiny doorbell went ding-dong.

by stupdawg April 20, 2009

Ding-dong

Chocolate cream filled treat

Mayreni:I want a ding-dong!!!!!
Surround by a group who laugh
Mayreni: I just said I want a ding-dong!!!!
Mayreni gets red!!

by Guy92 March 24, 2010

ding-dong

a person who makes statements that lack common sense.
DO NOT GET IT CONFUSED WITH A DUMB-DUMB.

Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, Lindsey Lohan, The Situation, Belinda Barbosa, Sarah Imhoff are all ding-dongs!

by the gap girl December 8, 2010

Ding-Dong

A Ding-Dong is when someone is being stupid, commonly used during gaming, it could either be used when your friend/team mate dies or is just throwing

Bro Leo, your such a Ding-Dong, just stop acting sped

by ParchNugget3721 September 7, 2023

Ding-Dong

Reffering to a penis

"Ay, that girl got big boobs!"
"Actually, she has a Ding-dong."
"What?"
"He's an obese man."

by Jenndar-Da-Man June 12, 2017