Ghost Dick

Ghost dick is when randomly choke or cough by unexpected random things. Take a drink of a beverage and it goes down the wrong pipe and you choke from it. Breathing in air at a certain point and it makes you cough really hard. Chewing a piece of food and a tiny part tickles your throat and makes you cough really hard! Laughing so hard you randomly start coughing really hard.

Jane doe takes a drink of her beverage and it goes down the wrong pipe (coughs outrageously). “You just been ghost dicked”

by Rylie weatherford August 6, 2019

dick ticklers

fingers

Get your filthy dick ticklers off me!

by 0mar August 20, 2003

Kick in the dick

1.) A disappointment
2.) What happens to a man because:
-He's being an arrogant bastard
-His girlfriend/wife probably needed to control him
-His girlfriend/wife was probably a sadistic bitch who wanted to see him in pain so she could laugh at him hysterically

1.) I got the score for my finals back. They were a kick in the dick; I totally failed...
2.) Jennie kicked Claude in the dick because he was an arrogant bastard... and she was a sadistic bitch and just wanted a cheap, shallow thrill.

by mrdonn October 14, 2011

Massive dick

Piers Morgan.

Piers Morgan is a massive dick.

by frimfram January 10, 2021

poop dick

when your dick's got poop on it.

branden's biomembrane is lookin like quite a poop dick today.

by bee rye ahn July 8, 2007

Dunny Dick

A condition that exists on the male organ when he engages in sexual intercourse with a woman or a farm animal that is menstruating.

damn, i didnt know she was riding the cotton pony until i looked down and discovered i had Dunny Dick.

by second shifter July 21, 2009

Dick Crush

When a gay man has a crush on a straight man, or when a gay man's lover thinks he has a crush on a straight man.

"I can't hang out with you any more Angelo, Vic thinks I have a dick crush on you."

"Dude Mitch totally has a dick crush on you."

by SIDthug September 26, 2009