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Dick Clit
Dick Clit by TheAnti-Christ August 28, 2008
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Dick Clit
Noun:
1. Slang for the visible lump which marks the convergence of nerve endings on the underside of the penis just below the penis head which, if you picture it wet and slimy, bares a striking resemblence to the female clitorus.
2. The most sensitive spot on a man's penis.
1. Slang for the visible lump which marks the convergence of nerve endings on the underside of the penis just below the penis head which, if you picture it wet and slimy, bares a striking resemblence to the female clitorus.
2. The most sensitive spot on a man's penis.
Woman: Do you like it when I lick all over your shaft?
Man: I like when you focus on my dick clit for a bit, then go wild licking it all over, then go back to my dick clit.
Man: I like when you focus on my dick clit for a bit, then go wild licking it all over, then go back to my dick clit.
Dick Clit by (====}`~~$m0k3r July 20, 2010
Dick Clit Lick
When a guy takes the tip of his penis or COCK and rubs it up and down on a woman's clit as if to be licking it with his dick.
Dick Clit Lick by Pophish December 21, 2024
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Dinousar clit dick by NU77A April 18, 2020
Clit Dick
MALE FORM:A penis which is so small that it could be mistaken for a clitoris if the sac weren't underneath it.
FEMALE FORM: A clitoris that is either overly large naturally or has been altered by years of abuse to the point that it takes on the look of an adolescent penis.
FEMALE FORM: A clitoris that is either overly large naturally or has been altered by years of abuse to the point that it takes on the look of an adolescent penis.
Clit Dick by Nicholas Tetrault April 28, 2007
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