holy moses

a phrase that can be used interchangeably with "holy crap" or "holy Lord." usually exclamatory.

originally coined, to my knowledge, by this dude I know named Zac.

Dude #1: Look! That one dog is raping that other dog like in prison!
Dude #2: Holy moses!

by conor March 3, 2005

holy crow

just a small reworking of "holy cow"

holy crow,look at that!!!

by john amenta April 14, 2004

Holy Testicle Tuesday

An expression used to describe your emotions after an extremely catastrophic event. It basically describes a tuesday obviously that ones testicles become holy. No one knows the origin, or the actual date the testicles become holy, but, we do know for sure that it's a tuesday. And thats just crazy.

me: John I just finished the rest of the beer.
John: Holy testicle tuesday.
me: No it's Saturday.

by Nitsuj0207 June 21, 2010

Holy Grail

the completion of the following sex acts during one day between a committed couple:
handjob/fingering
anal sex
oral sex
intercourse

its purpose to promote wholesomeness through varied expressions of intimacy between two persons

Gabrielle: wanna Holy Grail this weekend?
Mark: oh yes, that sounds wonderful. we do have some weekend plans, though.
Gabrielle: yeah, true, we'll have to work those plans around Holy Grailing.
Mark: we always do!

by a. fort December 2, 2011

Holy Hip Hop

Holy Hip Hop, or HHH for short, is the general name fore the Christian movement into the rap industry. There are hundreds of emcees with mad skillz out there, but they don't get noticed cause they do it for Christ.
Some of the best out there are Japhia Life, Cross Movement, Redeemed Thought, and R-Swift
Just look them up on google to hear learn more

"Yea, you know whose beat this is/ The kid the same color Jesus is."-Japhia Life

by rap fiend October 14, 2004

holy cross

Analogous to a J.Crew catalog, this preppy, snobbish Jesuit college is infested with stuck-up rich kids fresh out of boarding school. Holy Cross is reputed for its sheer homogeneity and the inferior quality of food. It is built on the top of an effing mountain and the campus is notorious for its harsh winter climate. Perhaps one of its most ironically redeeming qualities is its proximity to WooTown (Worcester, MA), a low-SES city crammed with "Woo Rats" (Worcester locals), and home to some of the "classiest" bars and clubs in the U.S. If you are overweight, if you don't like to pop your collar, or if you're not an alcoholic, you probably ought not attend this school. Also if you enjoy getting A's, you ought to look into an easier school - like Harvard; because welcome to Holy Cross, where your best is never good enough and you will never experience the fruition of your labors.

Wait, if you go to Holy Cross... then why are you driving a Toyota?

My parents won't let me go to Holy Cross.. I got alcohol poisoning last time i visited.

by HCANNA May 21, 2006

Holy Jesus

Tyrone equivalent of jaysus

Holy Jesus, referee.

by Desigol October 8, 2006