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a word used to describe a penis. a slang term, made up by a black kid in suburban philadelphia named chris.
you need to chill with that ig' stuff yo, and just yimmy the yipster
by conor April 1, 2005
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To stroke a mans Genitals (or how ever the hell you'd spell it) with you toes, until he gets an eriction.
I was at Toys R Us when she gave me a toe fuck!!
by conor June 19, 2006
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I could tell he was sketchy even before he brought the AK 47 to class
by conor April 1, 2003
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a werd 2 describe how 2 use ur skill in a game. alacrity teaches u how to cast da best stromz, how to own da most wit da humans, and how to peemp da socal ladiez. i tink its a noun but im not really sure :)
o ya well im gna use my alacrity and beat u.

FUK THE NEW PATCH IS OUT NOW I SHALL PWN ALL THOSE WHO STEP TO MY ALACRITY!!!

HnR)Alacrity
by conor July 3, 2003
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The M-16 is a standard assault rifle used by American military. It was well known for it's use during the vietnam war by American soldiers. Whilst bullets fired at a high velocity and it is considered an accurate gun, many feel the AK47 is a much more useful gun.

Whilst the AK47 was durable and rarely jammed, the M-16 suffered from needing to be cleaned often and maintained. It was perhaps too complex and it's power was a little lacking. At close range, in the forests of Cambodia and Vietnam the Kalashnikov was much more useful. For the AK47 was able to shoot holes in trees and it's automatic whilst inaccurate could tear down trees. The M-16 barely made dents. Also when it came to hand to hand, try wopping someone over the head with an M-16, then try doing it with an AK47, see the difference? AK47 works, M-16 doesn't.
An M-16 wielding GI was shot with an AK47 by a Vietcong
by conor May 1, 2004
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A stupid saying used by has-been chess players in an attempt to be cool.

Those who use this saying often have older sisters that are gang-banged by their friends.
Corbin: Damn the torpedoes!
Me: Give it up! You suck at chess and you always will!
by conor February 17, 2005
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A saying that isn't real and is really gay and stupid. Commonly used by has-been chess players who want to sound cool.
Corbin: Damn the torpedoes
Me: Give it up! You suck at chess and you always will!
by conor February 17, 2005
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