hot shank

When someone farts on you and it leaves a mark.

I was sitting next to Jeff when he leaned over and game me a hot shank. Now I gotta go change my pants.

by jfherring June 2, 2008

Shank hump

To stab someone while engaging in sexual intercourse.

Damn hoe, you fineeeee.
-hump-
ooh baby give it to me
-shank shank-
That was an amazing shank hump.

by dr_lulz April 4, 2009

shank drive

when a turd wont go down your toilet, forcing you to fist it up the U-Bend

oh shit i just took a phat dump in triangle tits toilet.
just shank drive that mother fucker.

by jeckloose January 20, 2007

ham shanking

To have anal sex with an overweight woman.

My friend and I got so drunk, we decided to go ham shanking.

by JD0001 August 20, 2008

shank bank

The area of your mind that holds sexual memories or fantasies in order to be used at a later date.

Did you see the way that chick presented? Throw that one in the shank bank.

When we finally bang, I have some built up investments in the shank bank I need to spend.

by _Mattimus_ March 21, 2009

spindle shanks

Thin in stature, having thin arms and/or legs.

"Yo bro, you got spindle shanks for arms!"

by bite it you scum July 8, 2005

Pussy Shank

Whenever you are having sex and your dick keeps going in and out of the girls pussy.

"Brad was pussy shanking this chick and said it felt really weird"

by Zach2k8 December 28, 2007