Boston Red Balls

The fine, time-honored tradition of fornicating with a woman who is menstrating, resulting in having a blood-red sack, then wiping the man's bloody ballbag all over said woman's face. (Also known as a Bloody Teabag).

"That dumb bitch didn't tell me she was bleeding this week, so I gave her the ol' Boston Red Balls."

by jimmyg5243 February 23, 2009

the red rasberry houdini swirl

is when your banging agirl doggy style and u spit on her ass pretending you came on her and when she turns around you sock her in the face then she starts to bleed then you cum on her face and grab your shit and leave.

I fucked that bitch over with "the red rasberry houdini swirl".

by super bad February 3, 2009

diving into the red sea

to perform cunnilinctus on a menstruating woman.

Bernadette was very happy: her new boyfriend had promised to go diving into the red sea once Eastenders had finished.

by Dunky Oggins November 15, 2003

fuck me red

A color of red, usually describing nail polish, that is meant to look sexy and attractive.

Do you see the girl with the Fuck Me Red nail polish?

by psedge February 27, 2008

High Tech Red Neck

Someone who thinks da Information Superhighway might be a good place to hunt fr road kill.

bubba: mmmnn...boy howdy, these chips are good
htrn: hang on an i'll go back out an scrape some more off da road fur ya

by daDebil January 15, 2004

rubbed raw red weiner syndrome

when you jack off somany times close enough to gether that the skin on your dick turns rubbed raw red.

"hay KM your walking kinda funny" "ya ive got rubbed raw red weiner syndrome"

by steele88 April 19, 2006

blushing as red as a tomato

An awkward way of saying you're blushing.

Guy: Hey you're really good looking.

Girl: Omg stop I'm blushing as red as a tomato!

by word god November 27, 2014