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Scotch fanny

1. A vagina or vagina owner who is angry but optimistic; a fanny half-full.

2. The peaty smell of a vagina the morning after a night of drinking whiskey.
Scrap was not surprised to wake up to a scotch fanny.
by Chotello January 12, 2019
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Spatch

Usually means dispatchers of the Armenian sort, more than likely double brokers who are trying to skimp you.
Hey bro how’s the spatch going?
by Russian Broker March 4, 2019
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spooch

a word of 2 components, the first part being spoon, an insult that tops all others. and the second part being gooch, meaning the part just under your ball sack.
by SpoochDealer June 12, 2019
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Scotch

"Just like scotch and coke, goes hand in hand"
"Wow you look scotched dude!"
"Would you scotch her?"
"Nothing better than a scotch and coke to get you through the night"
"Scotch 1,2,3"
"Let's play some hop scotch"
by Scotchandcoke123 August 2, 2019
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Snotch

The iPhone aping notch on generic Android phones.
Dude, your phone has a snotch. You couldn't afford another $50?
by Lukewarm Lunchmeat September 7, 2019
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Scotch Bidet

The art of washing ones rectum with the shower head after dropping the kids off at the pool.1
There was no toilet paper left in the shop so I've had to resort to using the Scotch Bidet
by Bigcid March 21, 2020
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scotchmosis

A process by which Scottish influence passes through to the a non-native Scotsman or non-Scottish person via binge-watching scottish tv shows.
Examples:

-unexplained increases in desire for alcohol, Tennent's and

-a crippling depression triggered by lack of local sources of Irn-Bru

-unexplained increases in propensity for foolish violence
-oonespleane fluxuatiouns en speech pattaerns
Yes, I have seen every Burnistoun episode 4 or more times.

The Limmy show is basic knowledge.

No, I can't* explain why I bought 48 cans of Tennents and a case of Irn-Bru; it's like my Scottish heritage has increased dramatically, through scotchmosis, as it were.

* subs. ("can'nae")
by SndIrnBru May 27, 2020
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