Milking the geek 

The action of lowering your head towards your penis and jizzing in your own mouth. Oftenly referred to as serving yourself a milkshake.

Cody: Oi mate where were you last night
Jack: Parents didn't let me out :(
Cody: I bet you were Milking the Geek
Jack: ..!..

Milking the geek by Benmkl February 23, 2010

Making whip cream 

a term for masturbating; see bashing the candle, Bleeding the weasel, bleedin the weed, buffing the banana, bopping the baloni, burping the worm, choking the chicken, cleaning your rifle, corking the bat, cranking the shank, cuffing the carrot, fisting your mister, flogging your dog, floggin the frog, flogging the hog, flogging the log, flute solo, jackin off, jerkin'the gherkin, jerkin off, looping the mule, manual override, painting the pickle, pocket pinball, pocket pool, polishing the banister, polishing the rocket, pounding your flounder, pumping the python, roping the pony, spanking the monkey, teasing the weasel, tossing the turkey, walking the dog, whacking off whipping willy, wonking your cronker,cranking the crank.

mom: johnny has been in his room for an hour.
Dad: oh, he must be making whip cream

Making whip cream by hosin sauce September 12, 2009

Making Love 

When sexual intercourse is done in a calm romantic way

Chad : Damn Meredith I sure enjoyed Making Love to you last night!
Meredith : Really is that what you call "Making Love" throwing me on the bed ripping off my panties and fucking me till im silly felt more like rape than two people Making Love!
Chad : Oh Meredith I would never rape you that's just how I Make Love Baby!
Meredith : Whatever your just a pussy pounder!
Chad : FINE! Tonight i'll be Making Love with someone else in my bed!
Steve : Hey Chad I heard you were going to be Making Love tonight would you like me to join you?

Chad : Yes I would be at my place around 8 oclock!
Steve : Oh wow are you going to throw me on the bed rip my panties off and fuck my asshole till im silly?
Chad : You bet and there may be a cum facial in it for you too!
Steve : Oh boy im going to be Making Love with Chad tonight!
Meredith : Oh good lord I fucked a gay guy last night!
Chad : Hey pleasure is pleasure!
Meredith : And I will find pleasure Making Love to someone else!
Chad : Fuck You Bitch!

Making Love by SlopNChop December 27, 2018

milking

The act of extracting milk (semen) from your roommates while they are sleeping by jerking them off

Roommate 1: "Why the fuck is there semen all over my bed again?"
Roommate 2: "Cause I was up all night milking you! Haha."

milking by adsffgvsdfadf February 23, 2015

blue sky mining 

The practice of completely stripping a region bare of all natural resources without regard to sustainability, such as clearfelling a rainforest, intensive cultivation without fertilizing, or open-cast strip-mining a mountain range. This phrase was also used by 80s rock band Midnight Oil as the name of a popular song.

If we continue blue sky mining the Amazon rainforests, pretty soon we won't have any oxygen to breathe!

blue sky mining by Mystikan August 22, 2005

smut mining 

a phrase used as a verb that describes the average sexually addicted male with internet access: Who spends most of his online time devoted to finding, trading and cataloging new and free porn sites and pictures to further his collection. IE a Smut Miner

Most pedifiles ingage in smut mining and use MIRC because they think they cant be traced as they trade in their illegal pictures of usually french kiddy porn.

smut mining by lord X-treme November 20, 2006

Making Memories

Making memories refers directly to the brand Coca-Cola. With Coca-Cola whenever you drink it no matter what you are doing you are always making a memory cause that's what coke does. Theyve been doing it forever and is even their advertising slogan. More recently and more specifically though Bros have begun to use Coke. They like Coke cause they can mix it into their drinks to lessen the sting of their booze. Coke can even disguise things such as roofies or other date rape drugs when Bros are trying to get with sweet slam pieces. Making memories is a commonly shouted drunk Bro phrase at parties all around the country used in house parties, frat parties, booze cruises, pants parties, orgy fests, and keg killers.

I'm making a fucking memory!

Luckily I made a memory with Coke last night cause now I'll remember fucking Ashley forever!

James Van Der Beek makes memories with Coke.

Making memories saved me in Nam!!

Making Memories by juicy&paulgotwyte January 5, 2010