milking

The act of extracting milk (semen) from your roommates while they are sleeping by jerking them off

Roommate 1: "Why the fuck is there semen all over my bed again?"
Roommate 2: "Cause I was up all night milking you! Haha."

by adsffgvsdfadf February 23, 2015

Wood Sugar

The always sweet (sometimes sour) milk of the loins.

Girlfriend: walks through the door, "my god I've had a rough day."
Boyfriend: sitting on couch, "awe I'm sorry babe, come over here and let me give you a little wood sugar."

by adsffgvsdfadf February 27, 2015

Cuke

A smaller version of a penis

I would appreciate it if next time I pass out drunk you could refrain from flopping your cuke on my forehead

by adsffgvsdfadf February 27, 2015

Booming

The act of shitting so hard that you enter another spiritual dimension, similar to tripping on mushrooms

Between all of this coffee, high-fiber oatmeal, and beer, I'm going to be booming all night.

by adsffgvsdfadf February 24, 2015