jackeen

A person from Dublin (derogatory)

Given as how Dubliner sloved the queen some much and used waived the Union Flag when Victoria visited they are known by the rest of us true Irish people as Jackeens

If it was a bag of heroin you'd catch it ya jackeen scumbag ya

by Thomas Van Der Westhaven April 28, 2005

sweat jacket

A ridiculously unneeded term for a zip up sweatshirt, basically a hoodie to everyone on earth except 5 people who use the word sweat jacket.

Quiz:
What color is your favorite hoodie?
Maria: I dont own one!
Hayley: Yes you do, it is blue, you wear it almost everyday.
Maria: No, thats a sweat jacket, what are you talking about?
Hayley: NO, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT???

by HayleyH November 10, 2007

jacked up

high on some kind of upper, coke, speed, ecstacy, etc.

this shit is fuckin great man, it had me all jacked up last night

by watzy December 11, 2008

jackeloupe

When you Jack-Off on your girl's Canteloupes.

Cindy is not on the pill, and I didn't have any condoms, so I pulled out and did the Jackeloupe!

by Irate Worker again August 4, 2006

jacksy bastard

Not neccesarily derogatory,a person who has an enviable amount of luck

That geezer from that porn film is a jacksy bastard!.He has got a masive todger,shags top notch totty allday and gets paid for it!! Jacksy Bastard!

by rudi October 29, 2006

Jackerbating

Hardcore, wrist tiring, cock swelling jacking off to the extreme.

Hey man, sorry I can't go out tonight. Why? Well, I can't walk... well it's because I've been jackerbating since Tuesday and my cock is chaffed and balls are swollen.

by KILLRHEDAKE November 24, 2009

face jacked

If a previous facebook user hasn't logged out of their profile, the next person may come along and edit details about this person.

Aron; "Peter, why does your profile say "Peter is bumming"?"
Peter; "Because Ian face jacked my profile"

by waveyourarms May 9, 2008