a mini-meme originating from The Simpsons, the McBain character is warned to wear goggles to protect him from the acid, however later, he gets trapped in a flood of acid while yelling "MY EYES! THE GOGGLES TO NOTHING". It is often misread/pronounced as "the goggles, they do nothing".
Although the latter may be lulzier, the former is the correct origin of the meme.
Although the latter may be lulzier, the former is the correct origin of the meme.
by kyle.biddle December 4, 2010
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Dude. It might be Fap-Free February, but you just told me that Manda chick who's like 250 pounds was hot. You really need to take off your fap goggles.
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Hang on a second, let me ask google dad,
The blue color of the sky is due to Rayleigh scattering. As light moves through the atmosphere, most of the longer wavelengths pass straight through. Little of the red, orange and yellow light is affected by the air.
However, much of the shorter wavelength light is absorbed by the gas molecules. The absorbed blue light is then radiated in different directions. It gets scattered all around the sky. Whichever direction you look, some of this scattered blue light reaches you. Since you see the blue light from everywhere overhead, the sky looks blue.
uh, thanks dad,
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Hang on a second, let me ask google dad,
The blue color of the sky is due to Rayleigh scattering. As light moves through the atmosphere, most of the longer wavelengths pass straight through. Little of the red, orange and yellow light is affected by the air.
However, much of the shorter wavelength light is absorbed by the gas molecules. The absorbed blue light is then radiated in different directions. It gets scattered all around the sky. Whichever direction you look, some of this scattered blue light reaches you. Since you see the blue light from everywhere overhead, the sky looks blue.
uh, thanks dad,
is google dad my real dad?
let me check?
by jaffaw February 12, 2010
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Friend A: My internet connection is not really working...
Friend B: Did you google test it?
Friend A: Yeah, nothing.
Friend B: Call AOL(because only AOL sucks enough to have problems regularly?)
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Friend A: Yeah, nothing.
Friend B: Call AOL(because only AOL sucks enough to have problems regularly?)
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