noped

A moped without pedals

Holy fuck, you must a really boring person if you looked up the word noped!

by Charles Barkley April 26, 2004

noped

during racing if some one attempts to spin you out by hitting the side of your car.

"Hey that fucker just noped me!"
"nope him back"

by Jerimiah likes bullfrogs September 14, 2005

Nosed

The act of inserting your nose into a baby's vagina if it is a girl, or sticking the baby's penis in your nose if it is a boy.

I totally nosed Sophie's baby. I need some counseling.

by Baby Thrower 2000 May 1, 2009

Nosedive

When you go to kiss someone and accidentally headbutt them with your nose

Guy 1 : "Dude, I was totally getting on with this girl and then...."
Guy 2 : "Then what?"
Guy 1 : "I nosedived"
Guy 2 : "Oh"

by MyTwinBrotherIs.... January 17, 2009

Nopeds

Nopeds noh-peds
1. To be sad or displeased because someone or something has failed to fulfill one's hopes or expectations.
Used singularly, in conjuction with the shaking of head and the sound 'tsk tsk tsk"

"Did you know The President is having an affair?"
"Really? Nopeds"

by howwonderfoo October 28, 2013

Noobed

When you have a friend on a game who is similar level, but when you log on the next day he is a much higher level.

"Hey why havnt you been on latley?"
"Oh Brian noobed me and I havnt felt like listening to him gloat.

by captindildoface October 9, 2008

nobody cares go away

Literally what the top says.
A "Less Offensive Insult".

Man1: Heya dude, wanna check out my new pencil?
Man2: nobody cares go away

by TheBarbaricDiamond May 2, 2018