Nosedive

When you go to kiss someone and accidentally headbutt them with your nose

Guy 1 : "Dude, I was totally getting on with this girl and then...."
Guy 2 : "Then what?"
Guy 1 : "I nosedived"
Guy 2 : "Oh"

by MyTwinBrotherIs.... January 17, 2009

nosedive

a sudden and large decrease

My confidence took a nosedive when I found I had been lied to.

by The Return of Light Joker October 12, 2008

nosedive

Snorting very large amounts of cocaine. Also, the former, in addition to failing at what you intended to do as a consequence, thus nosediving twice.

"Wow, the RNC speakers sure took a nosedive tonight!"

by fromztoa August 24, 2020

Radio nosedive

When you are singing a song on the radio and sing the lyrics prematurely

Guy 1: *fucks up*

Guy 2: “nice radio nosedive man”

by GaY bOi.1 April 15, 2019

Philipino Nosedive

A sexual act in which you handcuff your partner, (preferably female) to the headboard and dive into her vagina, in hopes to get your whole head inside

Guy 1: why is your girlfriend walking so funny?
Guy 2: i Philipino Nosedived her last night.

by guppy pboi January 21, 2013

qwerty nosedive

Falling asleep at the keyboard

I took a qwerty nosedive this morning after working throught the night on that essay.

That raid took so long to finish, I kept qwerty nosediving in the middle.

by r1gg4 March 16, 2012

moses nosedive

moe'zes noze'dive (n).

1.) A sweet skateboard trick, in which an individual places the skateboard on his/her chest in mid-air and parts the air with his/her hands.

2.) A proposition of sorts involving the parting of limbs to reveal an opportunity of biblical proportions.

see: cunnillingus, no hand abraham

1.) I started my vert run with a 720 Madonna, then I went straight into the Moses Nosedive.

2.) Her legs parted like the red sea, so I gave her the moses nosedive.

by strathosphere November 22, 2010