Nopeds

Nopeds noh-peds
1. To be sad or displeased because someone or something has failed to fulfill one's hopes or expectations.
Used singularly, in conjuction with the shaking of head and the sound 'tsk tsk tsk"

"Did you know The President is having an affair?"
"Really? Nopeds"

Nopeds by howwonderfoo October 28, 2013

noped 

Noun: A moped that doesn't go.

My moped is buggered - it's a noped.

noped by Fishyrich April 28, 2015

noped the fuck out 

Leaving when you don't even want to TRY to handle the situation.

I was walking along at night, when I noticed someone down the street who seemed to be dancing, like waltzing. As I watched, he danced closer, and closer, and closer. I looked away for a second or two to see if anyone else was around, and when I looked back, he had crossed the street to my side, and then crouched down. And then he stopped. I noticed that he had this terrifying cartoon smile on his face. I passed him, being vigilant. He continued to dance away from me in the other direction. He got fairly far away and I started to feel better.

And then I heard the dancing stop, and someone running toward me from his direction. I noped the fuck out, and ran like hell.

noped the fuck out by happycookie August 21, 2013

nopeys 

Another (more positive) way of saying 'no' or 'nope'. Usually used in answer to a yes/no question.

Girl 1: Do you have a boyfriend yet?
Girl 2: Nopeys!

nopeys by crazynutcase014 November 14, 2010

noped out of there 

Left the premises in a hurry.

The guy threw off all kinds of domestic violence warning signs and I noped out of there fast.

noped out of there by Bitsy88 September 3, 2016

noped out 

stopped reading or watching something for being too weird

I read the first chapter of the fanfic and noped out.

noped out by frabrizio July 22, 2018

nopers 

an awesome way to say no

Did you go to the movie premiere?
Noperz noperz nopers

nopers by yepperzman April 11, 2009