mated fart

Noun. A specific type of person consisting mostly of hot air and gas constantly seeking connection to others via a gaseous mating process. Not to be confused with meaty fart.

Person1 : "You know hydrogen?"

Person2: "Yeah bruv, shes a total mated fart."

Person1 : "You know hydrogen?"

Person2: "Yeah bruv, shes a total mated fart."

mated fart by Beastybeast1991991 May 26, 2017

string fart 

A string fart, much like a string bet in poker, when a player pushes a bet out and returns to their stack for more chips to push out adding to their original bet. A string fart is when you fart and another fart arrives in rapid fashion. This phonomonia can continue ad nauseam.

Darren was string farting as he walked to the shitter at the bar.

string fart by Sheronimo June 8, 2017

alternative fart 

When you manage to successfully blame some other person for your flatulence.

I like going to crowded bars where it's easy to release alternative farts.

alternative fart by Mike Honcho FS July 17, 2017

jarrod fart 

Name given to Sneaky dork intern whom cleverly farts in his cubes immissions

God damn! I think I smell a Jarrod fart

jarrod fart by Big Upyourself August 11, 2017

Cuddle Fart 

Somewhat like a Snuggle Fart except it doesn't have to be with a significant other, it could be with one of your kids.

I was cuddling with my daughter when I let out a cuddle fart (aka Air Biscuit).

Cuddle Fart by Dlancelot September 5, 2017

bustass fart 

A fart that is so loud it sounds like someone's ass exploded.

Janie ate some hot sauce that caused her gas, so she could let out some bustass farts.

bustass fart by Haldee September 17, 2017

starchy fart

A 'starchy fart' is defined as the smell of the gaseous state that comes out of your anal region after you have ingested foods of the starch variety.

I had such a starchy fart after eating that many fries!

starchy fart by Oreodelight November 1, 2017