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coffee time 

A way to get a friend to meet up but instead of sitting together for a cup of Joe, it turns into a lengthy intervention session.
Friend: Should we ask bigboi for coffee time?
Me: Yeah we haven't had an intervention for a while now.
Friend: Yeah man. We gotta talk about his delusional rental living, environment saving, feminist supporting, and manboob growing lifestyle.
coffee time by midspin69 August 12, 2019
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Time To Chuck My Muck Over Your Sister's Jubblies 

A politer way of saying to a friend, i'm going to fuck your sister then sloppy jizz over her tits
Dave: Bobby, since you wouldn't make me a brew its Time To Chuck My Muck Over Your Sister's Jubblies

It's Morbin' Time.

Famous catchphrase uttered by Morbius at the climax of the highest-grossing film of all time, "Morbius".
"I cried when he said "It's Morbin' Time." such an emotional moment!"
It's Morbin' Time. by Morboid April 30, 2022

Sage Time 

After a male masturbates his decisions are purely made by the mind with no influence from the penis. Sage Time is the best time to make any decision.
Guy: Damn i bought all this crap because that manager was hot
You: Yeah I'd have been screwed if I wasn't on Sage Time
Sage Time by Blade8201 July 14, 2016

roar time 

Roar Time is the party time after finals are completed at a college but before going on a school break for a holiday. This was used at Vanderbilt University.
Three Senior were arrested on the mall drunk, dancing, naked and roaring. - during spring Roar Time!
roar time by I, Wreckerrr October 14, 2016

I don't have time for this Lance 

when a boy says that he 'dosn't have time for this Lance', he sometimes means he does have time, he is just not ready to accept his feelings.
You could say ''I don't have time for this lance'' but you would be lying

carcass time

When you come home after a long day or after being overly social for too long, and you just need to immediately lay down. No talking, texting or social interaction for as long as it takes to recharge enough to be a living human again. Carcass time may be enjoyed on a couch, bed or the floor.
After a long day at the office, the second Tia got home she immediately partook in carcass time. She went full carcass for approximately 12 hours until she could muster the energy to deal with her coworkers again.
carcass time by Unstuffed Pepper February 7, 2023