Smu-Smookered

Drunk. Wasted. Intoxicated. Smashed.
Invented by Timothy while smu-smookering.
Smu-Smorshkin is the alchohol that gets you smu-smookered

Im gonna get Smu-Smookered tonight with Alisha.

by Croberts88 April 6, 2009

baby snooze

a snooze that is within the time limit of 15 minutes, many times not even a snooze at all, just a closing of the eyes to block out any ignance in the room, or other rooms close by, can be taken at any time of the day/night, on any piece of furniture, even a computer chair

Kyle: Quit being ignant.

Alex: F*** off I'm taking a baby snooze..

by highflyincondor February 28, 2011

cock snooze

When someone gently wakes up a male by placing your hand (palm down) over his penis and unknowingly softly squeezing his cock and ballz while whispering wake up..

Cock snooze

by Impento June 21, 2014

the smooter

The thing that hangs down between a mans thighs. Also known as the wang or the noodle

My husband let me rub the smooter last night.

by G32thedestroyer March 1, 2015

Pink snoozer

When you knock a girl out in the middle of orgasm and cum in her eye giving her pink eye

All I remember is having sex and I woke up with a pink snoozer

by Lifter72 December 10, 2015

Snuggly snooze

Taking a nap while embracing a loved one or pet.

Nah, I'm not up for dinner. Just gonna snuggly snooze with the cat.

by cheddarcheeselog August 18, 2016

traffic snoozer

Some one stopped at a controlled intersection, with a green light thats on the phone and not paying attention and holding everyone behind them up.

Man I was late to work because of a traffic snoozer at 5th and main.

by DaCrushaa March 19, 2017