dropped a yoghurt

When a girl starts her period.

Hannah "I was in M&S and I dropped a yoghurt"
Laura "Better go change your tampon"

by SweetFA69 October 15, 2013

man yoghurt

Sperm. Semen is an organic fluid that usually contains spermatozoa.

Guy 1: Did you see Jon shoot a big load of man yoghurt on Cindy's face?!
Guy 2: Man, Cindy was so surprised!

by Entropia December 14, 2008

Cock-yoghurt

Noun: Semen

I was on my way into the peep-show booth, when I slipped over and landed face-first in a pool of cock-yoghurt.

They really ought to have a cleaner in there between occupants.

by Tommo February 24, 2004

1,2,3 Yoghurt

1,2,3 Yoghurt is a definition of Premature Ejaculation which effects one in 3 men, Altho commonly thought to be highly embarasing 1,2,3 Yoghurt has bought a sense of comedy to the failure to pleasure the woman for the required time.

Dave - "I saw you leave with that girl last night..Talk"

Dan - "Yes mate, she was fit as"

Dave - "You Drain it?"

Dan - "Ofc mate, not 4 long tho, proper 1,2,3 yoghurt "

Dave - "Another notch tho ay?"

by Oh Gav! April 27, 2009

yoghurt weaver

basically a hippie liberal douche.

Yeah, He's a proper Yoghurt Weaver

by Pey Bong September 29, 2010

yoghurt slinger

A homosexual - called a yoghurt slinger because of the slinging of cum onto their parters back.

Faggy Fred is a yoghurt slinger!

by www-mudgie-dot-org March 7, 2004

Boner Yoghurt

A euphemism for semen

Sam really puts out a lot of Boner Yoghurt, doesn't he?

by Boner Yogurt July 9, 2015