spanner monkey

A largely useless individual whose only career prospects are to work in maintainence departments painting walls and replacing light-bulbs. May have questionable habits such as an excess love of porn, language that would make a soldier blush and a equally useless son.

"Why can't one of those spanner monkeys come up here to fix the lights?"

by Mr Ben February 8, 2005

Spawnfrag

To actively keep throwing grenades at a common respawn point in a video game.

Also see spawn camping

pwner: "LOL! That n00b is just spawnfragging the whole time!"

by J Dizzle 09 January 18, 2009

spaneria

A scarcity of men.

Damn, this party is a real spaneria... where are all the guys?

by alteredcarbon58 January 29, 2009

Spanner Dog

A Spanner Dog refers to those of the human species that are well below the average intelligence. A Spanner Dog will resemble a mouthbreathing, dough banging idiot of a bloke. Common traits include vacant looks, low levels of comprehension, mouth agape, drooling, possible lazy eye.

“God, that Richie is a real Spanner Dog”

“Swing the gate back the other way, you spanner dog”

“You’re being a real spanner dog, just

by Spanner dog January 10, 2020

Spanners

Euphemistic swear word, used to avoid giving offence, especially when need arises to curse in front of children.

Derived from the idiom that when something goes wrong it is known as 'throwing a spanner in the works".

SPANNERS!

by Lord Lucan September 4, 2010

spawnrape

n. In any FPS game, to kill a player as they spawn, preventing them from any chance to fight back. It's one of those cheap ways to rack up frags.

It is also known as spawn killing, or spawn camping.

If you spawn camp on my server, you will be booted.

by Steve Ed. April 8, 2004

spannered

(adj)
Inebreiated.
Intoxicated.
Drunk.

"Christ, I was fucking spannered last night, how many did I have?"

by Stan Grytviken April 1, 2003