hammerous

The act of of being unusually amorous when hammered (drunk).

I was sorry to have missed the happy hour, as I was told Jezebel did shots and was unusually hammerous to anyone in her vicinity.

by bartear September 23, 2020

Hammer Toe

A sexual position in which the female bends over and grabs her toes while the male straddles her from in front of her legs. The male must wrap his arms around the women's entire body. His hands should be able to meet around her back.

Yo nigga, did you hear about Theirry and Clarissa?!! Theirry gave her the hammer toe so hard she broke her pelvic bone. Now her waist looks like tapioca!!!

by Barry Newark July 23, 2009

Hammerfest

Over the top beligerantly drunk, raising bottles two at a time, going balls deep hammering it home.

See Vespa's Grandfather.

by John July 3, 2004

Hammeratosis

The act or art of waking up drunk. Not having a hangover apon waking but still delightfully drunk. Still intoxicated in the morning, yet pain free.

I got so fucked up last night that I had hammeratosis till about ten o'clock! What a blast that was.
What are you so happy about? Man, I'm just enjoying my full on case of hammeratosis.

by The Big Dadu September 29, 2008

hammerhead

(n.) One who is slow in grasping an idea or concept. One who talks the talk but cannot walk the coroporate walk. An albatross around the neck of any company, quite likely to scare away the customers. Hammerheads are often killed in road accidents.

Elitist sure is a hammerhead.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

hammerhead

Another word for penis you can say in public

Earl left his hammerhead mark in the vaseline

by V dux September 5, 2007

hammerhead

A girl lays on a bed legs spread, vigorously double fisting her vagina, while a guy stands at the far corner of the room and he is bending over. He places his hands on his head thus imitating the dorsal fin of a shark. He charges forward toward his pray and plows that pussy into oblivion with his head creating the image of the elusive hammerhead shark.

Wow my vagina hurts. WHY? My boyfriend hammerheaded me several times yesterday.

by B2daALLZ September 2, 2006