free range cock gobbler

Used when describing a female who is eager to have sex with any man she comes in contact with.

Man, Barbara has really turned in to a free range cock gobbler lately.

Or

Two guys sitting at a bar see a sluty chick walk in. Man 1 turns to man 2 and says:

Free range cock gobbler at 9 o'clock!

by GR8WhiteDevil July 11, 2017

Go free range some dicks

Alteranative to eat a bag of dicks. Used when the effort required to bag dicks for consumption require more effort than the subject serves or time allows.

Dicks, scattered and frolicking in their natural habitat. Unbagged and grazing quietly.

Go free range some dicks, you’re not worth the time it takes to bag them.

by Gemstaa December 15, 2017

"free range chicken" theory of business

A philosophy of doing business where the employees are treated fairly, not micromanaged and work in a healthy environment. The opposite of a sweat shop.

This place is a sweatshop! Clearly the owners do not believe in the philosophy of the "free range chicken" theory of business.

GE's practice of allowing employees to work from home 1-2 days a week is a great idea and they experience increased productivity from those employees. A true "free range chicken" theory of business philosophy.

by mWEEDo March 29, 2011

free range stranger

Another name for a homeless person

Did you guys see that free range stranger over by Walmart

by Porkchop Actual March 19, 2017

free range Chad

A Chad, is a cocky asshole who destroys everything they touch. A free range Chad, disrespects every boundary you have, oblivious to the fact that people even have boundaries.

Me: He can you not name call? I don't like it at all
Him: I do what I want
Me: Stop being a free range Chad

by Siouxsie Supertramp September 30, 2023

free range porn

Porn magazines found at the side of the road, usually tossed :-) from car or truck windows and found lying in the grass.

Hey, was out walking today, came across a bunch of free range porn.

by Dajster June 18, 2016

Free Range Human

A person able to move their limbs freely, to walk about their beloved cities, towns, beaches and parks. A person looking forward to same, if and when the coronavirus pandemic ends.

After days of forced isolation in his minuscule New York apartment, able to touch all four walls at once, he yearned to open the door, to hit the street, to walk, to run, to be a free range human.

by Monkey's Dad March 20, 2020