Used when describing a female who is eager to have sex with any man she comes in contact with.
Man, Barbara has really turned in to a free range cock gobbler lately.

Or

Two guys sitting at a bar see a sluty chick walk in. Man 1 turns to man 2 and says:

Free range cock gobbler at 9 o'clock!
by GR8WhiteDevil July 11, 2017
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Alteranative to eat a bag of dicks. Used when the effort required to bag dicks for consumption require more effort than the subject serves or time allows.

Dicks, scattered and frolicking in their natural habitat. Unbagged and grazing quietly.
Go free range some dicks, you’re not worth the time it takes to bag them.
by Gemstaa December 14, 2017
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A philosophy of doing business where the employees are treated fairly, not micromanaged and work in a healthy environment. The opposite of a sweat shop.
This place is a sweatshop! Clearly the owners do not believe in the philosophy of the "free range chicken" theory of business.

GE's practice of allowing employees to work from home 1-2 days a week is a great idea and they experience increased productivity from those employees. A true "free range chicken" theory of business philosophy.
by mWEEDo March 12, 2011
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Email address that is NOT linked to an inbox within a dating or social networking sight, thus allowing unrestricted and organic electronic communication.
"After weeks of messaging on MyMatchFaceSpace, I finally disclosed my free-range email address.
by perfumedmetal March 23, 2010
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The accomplishment that comes with masturbating in many locations and positions
My wife left for her family trip so I took up free range masturbation around the house.
by Justjamesar December 24, 2022
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One who enjoys casually devouring pussy with no consideration for their satisfaction, only enough to satisfy they're own cravings.
Dude, my buddy loves to hook up with random women and eat their pussy, but he never cares to finish them off, he just likes to sample.....he's a total free range crotch grazer.
by Tittsmcgee April 13, 2022
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