divorce 

A legal seperation of the hearts and assets.

AKA I hate you; it's over; get the fuck out; that is all your shit, the rest is mine, you got too fat, I met someone new.

Tom came home after a 3 day crack binge to find all his clothes piled on his wife's front lawn partially burnt as the police served him a with a restraining order obtained by his crackhead wife who had been on a 5 day binge the week before.

divorce by zeus_daughter2 August 31, 2003

Divorce 

The screw-in' you get, for the screw-in' you got!

A way to put out the trash. Grabage costs money to get rid of!

Divorce by bob January 5, 2004

Divorce 

A means of concluding a marriage which does not include a funeral.

Julie: I can't believe Josh is dead. After 12 years of marriage, his poor wife must be heartbroken. I don't think she'll ever be with another man.
Kim: Well, I felt like that when Josh divorced me for her, but me and Steve are more in love today than ever!

Divorce by inew April 7, 2015

divorce 

When your dad is emotionally abusive and pushes your mom and steals your stuff, and leaves, and your mom is crying all night, and says it's over, and dad gets an apartment and wants you to be with him, but you hate him, and eventually you never talk to him and it's almost like he never even existed?

That's divorce.

My parents are getting a divorce and it's nasty.

divorce by dysfunctional family September 9, 2010

divorce 

A word that brings saddness to many and happiness to some.

divorce by Anonymous September 9, 2003

Divorce 

The legal ending of a marital contract between a man and a woman. A very common occurance in the US since the 1960s.
Often the result of either one or both partner's utter refusal to communicate with each other when something is wrong, and letting problems build, and seething under the surface until one of the parties, gives up and leaves. This leaves the "left" spouse in complete confusion because of the lack of communication, they did not see it coming. Becoming even more prevalent since the advent of internet personal sites and chat rooms. One partner after blindly thinking that the person he is chatting with actually resembles Angelina Jolie, decides that the grass is greener on the other side. The biggest victims of this epidemic are actually children who quickly develop a mistrust of the opposite sex.

Mike filed for divorce from his wife after he met "bubbles" on line. What a surprise to discover that he abandoned his wife and children for Bubba.

Divorce by Aftershock1971 December 28, 2005

Divorce 

Ending of a marraige.

Needs weren’t met.

Arguments.
Money arguments mainly.

Peter’s parent’s decided not to stay together after arguments and a while of growing apart. They decided to divorce.

Divorce by Debt19 March 1, 2019