serial monogamist

A person who enjoys long-term, loving, exclusive relationships almost as much as they enjoy keeping all their money and stuff.

Brad: That's a really nice bass boat, Ryan. I had to sell mine during the divorce.
Ryan: Sorry, bud. You really need to try being a serial monogamist.

by inew April 01, 2015

Divorce

A means of concluding a marriage which does not include a funeral.

Julie: I can't believe Josh is dead. After 12 years of marriage, his poor wife must be heartbroken. I don't think she'll ever be with another man.
Kim: Well, I felt like that when Josh divorced me for her, but me and Steve are more in love today than ever!

by inew April 07, 2015

Separated

The pergatory between marriage and divorce, distinguished by an abundance of revenge sex.

Being separated is like being sleep-deprived, but with boners.

by inew April 13, 2015

Separated

The pergatory between marriage and divorce, distinguished by an abundance of revenge sex.

Being separated is like being sleep-deprived, but with boners.

by inew April 13, 2015