4 definitions by inew
by inew April 13, 2015
by inew April 13, 2015
A person who enjoys long-term, loving, exclusive relationships almost as much as they enjoy keeping all their money and stuff.
Brad: That's a really nice bass boat, Ryan. I had to sell mine during the divorce.
Ryan: Sorry, bud. You really need to try being a serial monogamist.
Ryan: Sorry, bud. You really need to try being a serial monogamist.
by inew April 1, 2015
Julie: I can't believe Josh is dead. After 12 years of marriage, his poor wife must be heartbroken. I don't think she'll ever be with another man.
Kim: Well, I felt like that when Josh divorced me for her, but me and Steve are more in love today than ever!
Kim: Well, I felt like that when Josh divorced me for her, but me and Steve are more in love today than ever!
by inew April 7, 2015