cootering

Verb: the action of inserting an item(s)(lipstick, toy, food, drugs, contraband, etc) into a vagina for the purpose of hiding said item from interested parties (police, priest, boyfriend etc)

The young lady was cootering heroin when captured by the authorities.

by HK Han D'job July 23, 2015

Cartering

Originating in Northern West Virginia near the pan handle. It means to intensely glare, stare at a female of another race for sexual gain.

Tyrell: "Dayum! Did you see that tits on that fine ass white girl?"
Dave: "Chill man, you Cartering heavy right now."

by #MrWipeMeDown April 19, 2011

Entering Dirty

Getting oral sex sweaty after running home

Tapping her ass

She's only home for an hour so I have to run home if I want head. My balls are still sweaty when she pulls down my boxers. I'm Entering Dirty but getting sucked clean. A few more blow jobs and I'll be sucked empty

I don't want to conceive a child with her so without condom I'm Entering Dirty orifice. Anal sex is 1,000 times more pleasurable

by more orgsms please October 29, 2012

catering van

Slang for Caterham - a range of cars widely regarded as some of the finest drivers cars available for sensible money.

Based on a Lotus which was created ages ago.. probably the 12th century, though that is just a guess.

Been out in the catering van at the weekend, so excuse me if I'm spitting flies for the rest of the day.

by matt-leics April 14, 2004

cantering fagpony

1. A small homosexual horse that moves a pace slightly more brisk than usual.

Cindy doesn't want a horsey for Christmas, she would like a cantering fagpony.

by Aras Elocin October 15, 2008

Conkering

"To play conkers with your testicles"

The aim of the game is to remove your opponents Testicle from his Epididymis rendering him the loser and impatent.

"Dave?! Fancy conkering"
"Go on then I'm bursting your nut"

by RarePoodle June 12, 2015

Cantering muh piece

Riding someone's piece , HARD. This could be in different degrees (levels) of intensity. Mounting, riding, trotting, galloping, CANTERING (most extreme).

"DAYUM, dat boi be cantering muh piece soo badly!! Tell him to jump da fuck off!"

by Ingrida January 27, 2006