matt-leics's definitions

baby cakes

Boobs, breasts, tits, waggamommas

Do you mind if i lick custard off your babycakes?

by matt-leics July 24, 2004

skiddy

The state of your pants (UK) or shorts (US) if they have a poo stain inside, possibly because you haven't wiped your bum, or farted and followed through.

Darling, your pants are rather skiddy. You might want to apply some vanish before you wash them.

by matt-leics June 17, 2004

kegs

Pants (UK) or shorts (US).

Uurghh.. your kegs are well skiddy!

by matt-leics June 17, 2004

suckin diesel

Using this phrase is a way of informing someone you listen to the mindless ramblings of colin and edith on BBC Radio 1. Bring back Mark and Lard... pleeease!!

I'd rather spend the afternoon suckin diesel than listen to colin and edith.

by matt-leics July 20, 2004

baby yoghurt

See sperm, cum and jizz.

After I shot my baby yoghurt over her tits, I told her to clean herself up and make me a cup of tea.

by matt-leics April 13, 2004

catering van

Slang for Caterham - a range of cars widely regarded as some of the finest drivers cars available for sensible money.

Based on a Lotus which was created ages ago.. probably the 12th century, though that is just a guess.

Been out in the catering van at the weekend, so excuse me if I'm spitting flies for the rest of the day.

by matt-leics April 14, 2004

scissor sisters

A) Rather good rock group popping up everywhere in Spring 2004

B) Sexual position where two ladies slot their legs either side of each other in order that they can grind front bot-bots together. Yummy.

That new scissor sisters album is so cool.

Britney and Christina as scissor sisters.. mmmm, pass me a kleenex.

by matt-leics April 15, 2004