Definitions by RarePoodle

Conkering 

"To play conkers with your testicles"

The aim of the game is to remove your opponents Testicle from his Epididymis rendering him the loser and impatent.

"Dave?! Fancy conkering"
"Go on then I'm bursting your nut"

Conkering by RarePoodle June 12, 2015