Wigston

A cultural black-hole in the centre of England inhabitted by things approaching homo-sapiens. Notorious for its population's inbreeding and disregard for social standards, Wigston has become one of the top 50 'Chav-towns' of the UK. Not unlike some other areas of the UK (such as Scarborough et al.), Wigston's air is composed of very different substances to the rest of the world; at last test, the pot/cigarette smoke level was at 20,000 parts per million, making the air almost unbreathable by all except hardened residents and chavs.

Despite the fact that the majority of Wigston is a God-forsaken hell-hole, there are some isolated pockets of civilisation, such as where 'the writer' lives and Birkenshaw's geography classroom. Other areas whose population's combined IQ is more than 10 include the public library and most of the local dog kenels.

Places to avoid in Wigston include Willow park, Blaby road park (commonly known as 'Down Souf'), McDonalds, Welford road, Little Hill, Guthlaxton college, South Wigston, the Monsell, Oadby road and more-or-less everywhere else.

"Y'all ever go to Wigston?"
"Yeah, went there last week."
"What'cha think?"
"Biggest piece of POC on the planet. I hope it gets nuked. Oh, other than Birkenshaw's domain."
"Woo! Birko!"

A typical Wigston conversation:
"YOO B'LAD!! Yaz wanna go down 'souf and eat some a'dose firecrackaz?"
"Yeah, boi! Soundez badazz!! Shouldz ahh bring Rahi!?"
"Nahh mahn, he'z dah shit..."

by Shatty Fatmas September 25, 2007

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south wigston high school

The school is fucking shit and poor with a head mistress who looks like trani who’s sucks clit for side p’s. Most girls there are just scatty and need to fix up fr and the lads are just pussys who act bad and hard when they are just not known tbf. I got told that the examiner man takes gyalldem out of their exams to pound them in the dance studio.

Oh ye no wonder Susan goes to south wigston high school.

by Xooxxooxoxoxooxoxooxx April 19, 2018

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wigshock

When a "wigger" (a white person thinking they are black) is greatly shocked by something or someone

Chad: "Man did yo hear bout da ganja ban?"
Brad "Na man that is Whack!"

Brad has been Wigshocked

by Dave_F_ April 3, 2007

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wigsnatch

When someone, sometimes unexpectedly & abruptly, "air out someone's dirty laundry" in front of many people. It's not normally malicious & is justified, because the "wig snatcher" is correcting a wrong, normally by blowing up "someone's spot", "throwing under the bus" or "putting someone on blast", for slander & lies that a person or people are telling about other individuals. It's meant to cause the "wig snatchee" shame or to be exposed as a liar. Wig snatching is normally backed by truths & facts from prior events that took place or conversations had.

I rolled up to this lady that I used to work with, which just so happened be talking to a person that we mutually know. As the lady, greeted me happily. Suddenly, the person we mutually know was like, "Name, you remember that time we were hanging out, & you said that all that stuff about Hector? I thought you didn't like him with all that shit you were talking.." #WIGSNATCH I wish you could've seen the look on this lady's face!!! HAHAHAHA!

by WigSnatcher October 30, 2013

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