A turf monster is an invisible creature that lives beneath the Artificial turf in several football stadiums. When a player is carrying the ball in open field, the turf monster will occasionally trip up the ball carrier and stop the play. He does not discriminate between teams, offense or defense, or ethnicity.
Chris Burman "He's at the 50...the 40... No one can tackle him...until the turfmonster says hello."
A neighborhood Bugaboo, Hoodrat, Sack chaser, ballerhunter, the ultimate hoodrat, usually found on the streets of southeast San Diego, but have grown and migrated to other urban cities, to other hoods of America. Blood And Crip Bitches.
I'm finna slide through the hood and pick up this Turf Bug so i kan swack her down. Refer to DonDiegos's Dead Man talking Album.. song title: Turf Bugs
Similar to turf toe, when playing sports while sporting a massive erection, you fall onto you stomach sticking the tip of your penis into the ground and hyper extending you dick.
Flag football was great untill Pete got a bad case of turf cock. And now his cums all green.
someone of irish descent. the term comes froms the fact that many irishmen were/have been greenskeepers on golf courses.
i swear, stormfront is nothing but a bunch of ignorant turf cutters who are completely unaware of the trials and tribulations the irish faced in america. talk about ironic!
note: my use of the term "turf cutter" in this example is in itself meant to be ironic.