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Turf Monster

A turf monster is an invisible creature that lives beneath the Artificial turf in several football stadiums. When a player is carrying the ball in open field, the turf monster will occasionally trip up the ball carrier and stop the play. He does not discriminate between teams, offense or defense, or ethnicity.
Chris Burman "He's at the 50...the 40... No one can tackle him...until the turf monster says hello."
Turf Monster by DonnieLee August 14, 2006
Related Words

Turf Dogs 

Turf shoes. Only to be worn all-purposely if you are a lax bro.
I wear my turf dogs all the time because I am a laxer.
Turf Dogs by laxbroflow2.0 June 23, 2009

Turf Bug 

A neighborhood Bugaboo, Hoodrat, Sack chaser, baller hunter, the ultimate hoodrat, usually found on the streets of southeast San Diego, but have grown and migrated to other urban cities, to other hoods of America. Blood And Crip Bitches.
I'm finna slide through the hood and pick up this Turf Bug so i kan swack her down. Refer to DonDiegos's Dead Man talking Album.. song title: Turf Bugs
Turf Bug by DonDiego TheBlood March 21, 2011

Turf Cock 

Similar to turf toe, when playing sports while sporting a massive erection, you fall onto you stomach sticking the tip of your penis into the ground and hyper extending you dick.
Flag football was great untill Pete got a bad case of turf cock. And now his cums all green.
Turf Cock by crater bater June 22, 2010

turf cutter 

someone of irish descent. the term comes froms the fact that many irishmen were/have been greenskeepers on golf courses.
i swear, stormfront is nothing but a bunch of ignorant turf cutters who are completely unaware of the trials and tribulations the irish faced in america. talk about ironic!

note: my use of the term "turf cutter" in this example is in itself meant to be ironic.
turf cutter by stlmxc October 24, 2008
Sister: Have you seen my Taylor Swift CD
Rest of family: Yes, we saw it and decided to turf it, as we didn't want that garbage in our house.
Turf it by IllWill99 July 30, 2020