Jaeger-tainting

The act of pouring jaeger upon one's perineum (region between the anus and the external genitalia) in order to become intoxicated.

After a night of jaeger-tainting, Jimmy had a pounding hangover within his anus.

by Zenpeanut June 30, 2010

If it ain't in the taint, where is it?

This colloquial phrase is commonly heard in modern millennial social circles and among co-workers in fields of work involving the skilled trades, etc. Used primarily as a call-and-response, but can also be used formally in the pejorative sense.

If it ain't in the taint, where is it?

Somewhere between Schenectady and Coxsackie.

by Randall Whitaker March 9, 2021

taint

The region of skin between the genitals and the anus; often accompanied by dingleberries.

Although he can't yet grow any facial hair, Mike can still grow a two-foot Santa beard off his taint.

by ???????????????????????? October 12, 2007

grundle-taint

1) Something uglier than the grundle or the taint, or both combined

2) Someone is a bitch

3) Cute name for a pet fish

4) A long lost Pokemon

"Hey man, check out that chick, she's a real grundle-taint."

"Vern, you're such a grundle-taint."

"Can you feed Grundle-Taint while I'm on vacation?"

"Sweet man, I caught me a grundle-taint."

by Lil Dick March 19, 2008

taint tweezin'

(v) The action of removing hairs from your taint...usually by using a pair of tweezers.

It helps to drink heavily before taint tweezin'.

by Austin Pealy October 1, 2006

Pillow Taint

Term for a side effect of morbid obesity. Coined by TakeAKnee.net. Pillow Taint is similar to a moose knuckle or a camel toe, but puffier and gender-neutral.

Pillow Taint occurs when a morbidly obese person sits down and the entire crotch of their pants is stretched to nearly bursting with flab.

Usually, the volume of flesh trapped in the crotch area is so great that the obese person is unable to cross (or sometimes even close) their legs.

The situation resembles a normal person with an overstuffed pillow packed down the crotch of their pants. Thus the name: Pillow Taint.

"Jesus... Did you get a look at that fattie over there? I couldn't even tell if it's a man or a woman!"

"I know... I tried to check the crotch bulge, but all I saw was a textbook case of pillow taint."

by TakeAKnee April 8, 2009

taintache

A continuous or throbbing pain or dull ache in the perineum.

I did a double century ride this weekend, and my taintache is so bad I can barely sit down...

by ryanwoodsmall October 4, 2006