swinette

A fictional musical instrument made by stretching two hairs across a pig's ass.

Usually used to piss off someone who is bothering you:
"Why don't you go play a swinette?"
"What's a swinette?"
"Two hairs stretched across a pig's ass, shithead!"

by Rob November 30, 2003

swivel

n. strength of mind or character that enables one to overcome adversity; confidence; will

see game

Bob ain't got no swivel.

by Robert M. Jackson August 30, 2005

swively

getting so high you are in the matrix and dont know what the hell is happening.

im so fucking swively.

by mikearroz March 24, 2007

Swivel Sweeper

When you take a midget (Little Person) and spin her on your dick as she shits herself from fear and makes a brown or blackish ring around your bedroom wall.

"I work in the circus so I have seen swivel sweepers all the time, just last week mini-dave the small clown was swiveled, didnt know it could be done with a guy."

by Isostran October 7, 2008

Swivel

A word stated after sticking your middles finger up at some1

just to add emphasis

Abby: I Lost Your Ipod.

Jamie: *middle finger* SWIVEL!

Abby: *cries*

by LottieSWIVEL October 18, 2008

Swivel

A suitable replacement for the word "Swerve". Used in a context that revolves around avoiding someone and their either A) annoying thoughts or B) negativity

Guy 1: Man, I hate having fun with my friends!

Guy 2: Swivel! Im done with you!

by PleaseApprove333 March 10, 2013

sit and swivel

Usually used in conjunction with the well-known middle finger. It literally means "sit and swivel". It is synomomnousy with kiss my arse, or suck my cock.

S: What happened to my sandwich?
J: I don't know.
S: I will make it, don't worry...
J: Can you make me one please?
S: (with the middle finger up) Sit and swivel
J: Egg please!

by J Dane May 30, 2006