shwerking

Accidentally sharded while twerking..

I ate burritos for dinner before i went to da club last night and i couldnt stop shwerking.

by TurtleLovin April 11, 2014

Sweck

A combination of the words “sweat” and “back.” Sweck is generally regarded as one of the worst forms of perspiration. Sweck does not discriminate; it is a plight all mankind must endure.

One day the miracles of modern medicine will allow us to conquer sweck once and for all. Until then, don’t wear grey.

by Ashley Vee December 10, 2014

Sweak

It's a hybrid of super and weak, creating a justifiable word to be used in a sentence or phrase to claim how tired and or physically weak your body or mind is.

You wake up in the morning after a night of heavy drinking in SF after the Giants won the World Series and you say "I am hella sweak" and you can't even make a fist or get yourself some water

by jeanine_merie October 31, 2012

Sherking

The act of sitting around (normally at work) wasting time and not doing the duties you have been assigned. also could be used as a to Sherk = to do nothing when you should be working.

Hey, you been busy today?
Dude, i was sherking big time!

Im gonna sherk all day today!

by Kookye June 27, 2007

SLERKING

(v) When in DEEP REM sleep yet carrying out inappropriate dreamlike actions of masturbation, also known as SLERKING or "Sleeping and Jerking OFF at the same time" = Slerking.

While at the supermarket Joe decided to take a quick cat nap in the corner of the store and got caught red handed Slerking as the cashier called the cops.

by lokopanocho December 3, 2010

Swarky

somewhat cool, mildly interesting

Swarky!

by Ida Wings April 4, 2011

Shwerk

verb (used without object)

A proposed devolutionary stage of Twerking wherein the object is to gyrate until the feces flops up out of one's anus and onto the small of the back, similar to a pancake in a frying pan; associated with the conjectured devolution of dance into public displays of defecation and/or "monkey-sex," associated with the decline of Hip Hop and the dumbing down of America.

Related forms,

Gerund: Shwerking, Slang Gerund: Shwerkin,'

Yo, Suzzette just shwerked a stank-steak up onto her stamp-tramp.

by zaezl November 15, 2013