Spoataneous

When the pussy’s too wide so you gotta go anal

Kyle went to Vegas but the hallways where too big so he got spoataneous.

by Clawslaw December 14, 2019

Spaffer

A Spaffer: absolute moron
Someone who gets on your nerves

“Oil you”

“Piss of spaffer”

by CJ_XXXrayXXX October 3, 2018

spoof

a parody of a movie, song, etc.

Spaceballs is a spoof of Star Wars

by Shanomac May 6, 2003

spoof

usually a cardboard tube between 1 and 2 feet long (tho it can be pvc or something else) with one end stuffed with anti-static dryer sheets and secured so the sheets stay in place. used for smoking doob in the dorm or at mom & dad's place when you need to disguise the odor.

if i wasnt using the spoof, the RA would definitely have nailed me!

by Chauncy Percival July 24, 2003

Spafing

The act of inserting one's testicles into a vagina or anus.

Excuse me darling, can we try something a little different tonight? I was thinking that we should try some spafing to spice things up.

by kayno1 May 14, 2008

Spaffed

A slang term for ejaculate or cum. To be put in odd places for revenge.

My boss doesn’t like me, I don’t like my boss. I don’t like coffee, my boss does.
Mate, you wouldn’t believe how many times I’ve spaffed in him coffee maker at work. Brings a smile to my face every time I see him take a sip.

by Boss Hating Prick July 26, 2019

spoofee

To find a deal, coupon or freebie on a website.

Did you find it on Spoofee?

by John Hemmick June 11, 2006