Clam Shucking

Placing and moving the head of your penis up and down between a females labia majora to lubricate and stimulate for preparation of penile insertion.

He started clam shucking his wife while she slept in hopes of having sex.

Clam Shucking by Seafood Chef September 24, 2008

Shmuckstash

noun informal
a facial hair style that only includes a manicured tuft of hair beneath the lower lip indicating a notion of superiority despite a profound sense of low self-esteem.

After reaching male menopause and finding out that his new girlfriend was not actually 18 as she had claimed, Tanner decided to grow a shmuckstash in order to give himself a leg up in the subsequent court case.

Shmuckstash by <3Sophie<3 May 21, 2011

shmuckface 

a blend of cocky douchebag, idiot, and tool

That guy thinks he's the shit...he's a shmuckface.

shmuckface by asdfghjkl456 January 22, 2012

The South Dakota Shuck 

The South Dakota Shuck is a technique for masturbating horses or well hung men where you give the penis a gentle indian burn while moving your hands up and down the shaft. this was revolutionized by Anderson in the year 2000.

We weren't sure he would get the salty horse cum but then Anderson used the south dakota shuck and got a faceful of horsey love.

The South Dakota Shuck by gene_horse_lover September 29, 2007

Coconut Shucker 

Originally conceived in Houston city-data based off the rantings of a forum smartass, "coconut shucker" just means you're like the coolest thing since Elvis ate sliced bread sandwiches with the Fonz. When you're a "coconut shucker," every guy wants to be you and every woman wants to be with you. And you drink Dos Equis.

That dude Chad is such a coconut shucker... the life of the party every time! I wish I could be just like him!

Coconut Shucker by AK blah blah June 25, 2010

aw shucks 

another way of saying damn, jeepers, gosh, oh you shouldn't have, or phooey

Aw shucks. I burned off my wiener with the heater.

aw shucks by i swear to god i'm not drunk December 28, 2005

Pud Shucker 

A heterosexual feminazi pseudo-prude who hates men but still wants sex with them - provided it is vaginal only in the missionary position, thinks her shit doesn't stink, ascribes horrible personal character flaws to any guy who has ever shown interest in her, dated her, fucked her, or inevitably split from her, and badmouths those guys to every one she knows every chance she gets.

Pud shuckers never take responsibility and are always victims... even when they cause a break-up by messing around.

Beware of chicks on on dating sites who use keywords like "looking for a real man" - they are probably pud shuckers.

I saw you looking at Jacqui B. the other night. Don't go messing with her. She's a pud shucker... every ex boyfriend she's ever had is a psycho stalker or kiddy diddler.

Pud Shucker by Jafr2 January 15, 2009