Shmuckstash

noun informal
a facial hair style that only includes a manicured tuft of hair beneath the lower lip indicating a notion of superiority despite a profound sense of low self-esteem.

After reaching male menopause and finding out that his new girlfriend was not actually 18 as she had claimed, Tanner decided to grow a shmuckstash in order to give himself a leg up in the subsequent court case.

Shmuckstash by <3Sophie<3 May 21, 2011

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Shmuckstache

One who wears an over bearing mustache that makes him or her look like a total shmuck!

The picture of the man's face on Incubus' "The Science" album. Almost everybody on Anchorman. Walter Cronkite, and many many more Shmuckstachers around the globe. You know who they are!

Shmuckstache by Spanky Doodle January 10, 2008

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shufferin shuckatash

What a certin cartoon character says when he/she is suprised. In stead of Oh my god! or omg

shufferin shuckatash! Its a badger!

shufferin shuckatash by Noodles April 20, 2005

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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