A facial expression implemented by girls to kill and enslave entire populations.
Her smile killed me.
A phrase inserted after any adjective to make it stronger.
I'm drunk as fuck.
I'm horny as fuck.
I'm tired as fuck.
I'm blazed as fuck.
I'm screwed as fuck.
1. a fucking long time
2. the amount of time it will take a girl to love me
3. often an answer to my question of "will you talk to this pathetic lost soul?"
1. Never say never!
2. I will never get this girl to love me.
3.
I: Will you talk to this pathetic lost soul?
You: Never.
I: Fuck.
a goal that you propose then forget the next day.
a goal that should be realistic.
My new year's resolution is to eat less junk food, exercise more, and live an overall healthier, more productive, studious, exciting, and fulfilling life. This will probably result in utter failure, but I am making it anyway.
Buy a
new year's resolution
mug!
the most annoying fucker ever
my roommate is the most annoying fucker to date. he used to sexile me every other day, didn't care if i couldn't get into my room while they were fucking changing, until i told them to fuck in her room. inconsiderate bastard. he also expects me to go to bed at the same time he does; he asks me every single fucking night what time i want to go to bed. he tells me to work on my fucking homework the next night just because he says he can't sleep as well with the computer on. i work on my homework in the computer lab where i don't have to put up with his peevish presence. he said that it would be funny if my cello got stolen, which it did. turns out somebody down the hall did it as a joke. scared the hell out of the motherfucker. fucking deserved it.
another way of saying damn, jeepers, gosh, oh you shouldn't have, or phooey
Aw shucks. I burned off my wiener with the heater.
a hilarious british TV comedy that was cancelled, if it has been cancelled. mr. bean is played by rowan atkinson who is also in the movies
love actually and
bean. in my opinion, one of the funniest British TV shows to be cancelled.
made into an fiscally unsuccessful movie starring rowan atkinson and the crazy dude from ghostbusters.
i like the episode where mr. bean falls asleep during church on his knees and face on the floor and he sneezes and has to use the inside of his pocket as a handkerchief.
