Podfapping is the act of watching pornography on an iPod, or, in appropriate situations (such at school/work/or while using public transportation), jerking off to the pornography displayed on the iPod.
Podfapping is also known as iFapping or iFap, or podsterbating.
Podfapping is also known as iFapping or iFap, or podsterbating.
"When I get home, I'm gonna do some podfapping."
"Sure you can podfap when you're bored in clas!"
"excuse me, i need to go have an iFap"
"lets all podsterbate"
"BEST...PODFAPPING...EVER!"
"Sure you can podfap when you're bored in clas!"
"excuse me, i need to go have an iFap"
"lets all podsterbate"
"BEST...PODFAPPING...EVER!"
by akumabito November 3, 2005
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Jack: Hey James, the Overwatch servers are down.
James: What do you know, it's PoodleCorp
Jack: Just another group of stupid DDoS kiddies.
James: What do you know, it's PoodleCorp
Jack: Just another group of stupid DDoS kiddies.
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Get the PoodleCorp mug.Taken from the popular dramedy 'Gilmore Girls' (2000 - 2007 R.I.P.) starring Lauren Graham and Alexis Bledel, this phrase can be used to shut up a person that is talking non-stop about a certain subject.
This phrase can be heard in the opening of the episode titled "I Can't Get Started" (season 2, episode 22) when Lorelai, played by Graham, mentions that "oy" and "poodle" are the two funniest words in the entire world. She says that if you put them togther in a sentence you'd have a catchphrase that's "knocking 'What you talkin' about Willis?' right out of first place".
This phrase can be heard in the opening of the episode titled "I Can't Get Started" (season 2, episode 22) when Lorelai, played by Graham, mentions that "oy" and "poodle" are the two funniest words in the entire world. She says that if you put them togther in a sentence you'd have a catchphrase that's "knocking 'What you talkin' about Willis?' right out of first place".
Hollywood-Obssesed Girl: "Oh em gee! Can you believe how Brad just absolutely left Jennifer for that big-lipped freak Angelina Jolie?! I mean, come on! They were sooooo cute together! And unless you've been living under a rock since '04, you've heard about it! I feel sooooo bad for Jenn. It was just so unfair for that poor excuse for an actress to come and steal Brad! Of course, Brad is to blame too! It's just like a man to go cheating like that. And then there's the fact that-"
Girl 2 (interrupting): "Oy with the poodles already!"
Girl 2 (interrupting): "Oy with the poodles already!"
by Jordalyn January 5, 2009
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My mother user's it when talking to either dogs or cats. Howevermy dogs go crazy when mother sings it to them.
Im too afraid to ask the meaning as she may not love me anymore and i am an only child.
I once thought "maybe my mothers crazy/dementia" but who knows.
To this day it is still a mystery.
My mother user's it when talking to either dogs or cats. Howevermy dogs go crazy when mother sings it to them.
Im too afraid to ask the meaning as she may not love me anymore and i am an only child.
I once thought "maybe my mothers crazy/dementia" but who knows.
To this day it is still a mystery.
"looks theirs a noodle in the poodle house
Mother singing "a noodle and a poodle in the stinky house, the noodle and a poodle and a stinky mouse"
Mother singing "a noodle and a poodle in the stinky house, the noodle and a poodle and a stinky mouse"
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This poodle, associated with the texting poodle emoji, is known for speaking the truth. An anthropomorphized figure generally associated with the intangible truth. Used to denote the speaker's view of the truth of a statement. This figure of speech is the antonym of the Lie Beetle.
In texting conversations, the poodle emoji is used directly after the words "truth poodle" in the sentence.
This poodle, associated with the texting poodle emoji, is known for speaking the truth. An anthropomorphized figure generally associated with the intangible truth. Used to denote the speaker's view of the truth of a statement. This figure of speech is the antonym of the Lie Beetle.
In texting conversations, the poodle emoji is used directly after the words "truth poodle" in the sentence.
Mary: "I look terrible in this sweater!"
Kayla: "I do not believe that it is the truth poodle. You look amazing!"
Roger: "The weather app says it's going to rain in a few hours. It cannot be the truth poodle! There's no clouds in the sky."
Kayla: "I do not believe that it is the truth poodle. You look amazing!"
Roger: "The weather app says it's going to rain in a few hours. It cannot be the truth poodle! There's no clouds in the sky."
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Q: Hey, I saw you at the art opening with jessica last night - are you guys dating! A: No, I'm just her man-poodle.
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