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A man who is befriended by an attractive woman solely for the purpose of platonic friendship, and parading him around to social events.

Q: Hey, I saw you at the art opening with jessica last night - are you guys dating! A: No, I'm just her man-poodle.

man-poodle by rkhd March 19, 2010

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manoodle

A man's warm penis. Short form for man noodle. Much more desirable than the plastic or latex replicas due to its inherent perfect body temperature.

"don't you have a plastic one"?

"No, I'd much rather have a manoodle".

manoodle by Lirpaloo August 23, 2017

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manoodled

In which ones arms have become noodle like after a work out.

My arms are manoodled after that work out !

manoodled by Daddyshea96 February 4, 2017

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mandoodle

Mandoodle is the sword in the stone and the key to labia’s lair.

Josh’s mandoodle goes in the hamburger…ahhhh perfection!!!

She requested he pass her the mandoodle - and I poked her with it.

mandoodle by Labby Ah June 23, 2022

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manoodled

The after affect of a work out in which one has noodle like arms .

Man arms.

Manly man arms.

My arms are manoodled after that work out bruh!

manoodled by Daddyshea96 February 4, 2017

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manoodled

In which ones arms have become noodle like after a work out.

My arms are manoodled after that work out !

manoodled by Daddyshea96 February 4, 2017

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Macpoodle

A person that's not understanding of jokes and has no sense of humor. Is easy to manipulate

Oh my daze he doesn't take jokes well what a macpoodle

Macpoodle by TRUTHFUL APE November 21, 2019

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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Ajumma

korean word for madam, older woman

Ajumma wait a moment

Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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