Mervis

The area on one's foot covered by the strap of their flip/flop. Your mervis can expand and detract depending on the size of your flip/flop strap.

I've been wearing sandals all year long and I have extreme callouses on my mervis.

My mervis hurts real BAD! (say it like Napolean Dynamite)

by Maffs and Sarsar August 15, 2005

Hanging Mervin

When cool male children give a mervin, then hang both sides of the underwear up on something high like a coat hanger, to whitie tightie wears.

In our locker room there is a coat closet, and the hangers are really high up and only 25 in. apart. I was changing in the boys locker room when the "cool" boys came in. 2 of them came up and gave me a mervin, but to make it worse they put the front side of my tightie whities on the left side of the closet, the the back side of my tightie whities on the other. They called it a hanging mervin. Everyone was laughing. They do this to me every gym day when the coach leaves early.

by Anonyymous August 26, 2006

Mervin

A replacement word. Used for the words 'gay' 'fuck' 'shit' 'damn' ect...
Could also be used as 'awesome' 'spectacular' 'amazing' 'cool' ect...

What the merv!
Wow, that guy's mervy.

Good:
"I just got tickets to the concert next week!""Mervin!"

Bad:
"I totally failed that test." "Mervin!"

by Veelovesyou February 24, 2009

Mervin

A desperate, usually oafish, overly sappy individual who goes out of his way to win the effection of a female who is way out of his league, usually making himself look stupid at some point.

Ew. Like, that guy I work with is a total Mervin. He keeps asking me out, giving me flowers and writing dumb poems. There is no way a girl like me is going out with a fat moron like him.

by Caffeine February 26, 2004

Mervyns California

An adjective used o describe the annoying habbit of midwesterners to adopt the social/fasion habbits of bigger better cities for lack of they're own uniqueness or style.

See that chick with the ugs and high-water jeans? She is so Mervyns California my ass hurts!!!

by Lt. Roastabotch April 7, 2006

melvins

An ordinary mushroom, no more, no less.

The Viscount and Tabasco supped at the meatball place, and had many melvins, which went together well with the hourse port.

by chasethedoor January 29, 2014

Mertins

One major Dumbfuck!

Look at the mertins hit his head on a steel beam. What-A-Mertins

by HUL-Z November 24, 2003