Viscount

Haughty and snobbish, the well dressed Viscount looms above mere mortals who supp and dine, and disdains desserts and after-dinner drinks because society calls. Word of his presence in the neighborhood is reason alone to leave directly after dinner, and to get on with the business at hand.
The party cancelled their order for coffee and cake and called for hats and coats, once rumor became fact and it was confirmed that the Viscount was on the prowl.
by chasethedoor October 31, 2011
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Michelangelo

A noble animal, this horse accompanies the Viscount when he is in cities.
Look! There rides the Viscount, astride Michelangelo. Huzzah!
by chasethedoor November 02, 2011
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chang

A feared admiral in the Chinese Navy. His best friends cautiously refer to him as "Mr." Also stated to be a fine golfer.
Mr. Chang unleashed his submarines at the flotilla commanded by the Commodore, while his thought turned to 5-irons to the pins at Palm Beach.
by chasethedoor January 07, 2014
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General Kazoo

A feared horseman from the steppes of Central Asia, he rides to conquer: nothing less than the total destruction of his enemies will suffice. Mr. Chang uses General Kazoo with complete confidence when it is time to "take care of business", Chang-style.
Natasha bit her tongue when she heard the sound of General Kazoo's mounted forces trying hear. Not even the Commodore and Countess could help her now.
by chasethedoor January 20, 2014
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Viceroy

The viceroy is well known personality, who visits restaurants and bars, in order to be seen, rather than to see. His presence or absence is often used as a reason by others why the check or bill of fare is not to be paid, or to defer dessert. He haunts establishments by his formidable reputation, and his word is law.
I would love to have the apple pie, but I have to meet the Viceroy, don't you know?
by chasethedoor October 30, 2011
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Tabasco

Saucy and sweet, this Latin American beauty was born in a box, but rose to dominate the spice market. Through marriage and business, she is now the Countess of Worcester.
Tabasco utterly charmed the Viscount, while exchanging knowing glances with Mr. Chang, all the while texting Natasha on her latest conquests.
by chasethedoor January 23, 2014
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melvins

An ordinary mushroom, no more, no less.
The Viscount and Tabasco supped at the meatball place, and had many melvins, which went together well with the hourse port.
by chasethedoor January 29, 2014
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