Haughty and snobbish, the well dressed Viscount looms above mere mortals who supp and dine, and disdains desserts and after-dinner drinks because society calls. Word of his presence in the neighborhood is reason alone to leave directly after dinner, and to get on with the business at hand.
The party cancelled their order for coffee and cake and called for hats and coats, once rumor became fact and it was confirmed that the Viscount was on the prowl.
by chasethedoor October 31, 2011
Get the Viscountmug. A fine Italian stallion, this horse prefers the countryside, where he is often seen with the Viscount, Viceroy or Countess. A lovely animal.
by chasethedoor November 04, 2011
Get the Antoniomug. The Viscount and Tabasco supped at the meatball place, and had many melvins, which went together well with the hourse port.
by chasethedoor January 29, 2014
Get the melvinsmug. Saucy and sweet, this Latin American beauty was born in a box, but rose to dominate the spice market. Through marriage and business, she is now the Countess of Worcester.
Tabasco utterly charmed the Viscount, while exchanging knowing glances with Mr. Chang, all the while texting Natasha on her latest conquests.
by chasethedoor January 23, 2014
Get the Tabascomug. by chasethedoor November 02, 2011
Get the Michelangelomug. A feared admiral in the Chinese Navy. His best friends cautiously refer to him as "Mr." Also stated to be a fine golfer.
Mr. Chang unleashed his submarines at the flotilla commanded by the Commodore, while his thought turned to 5-irons to the pins at Palm Beach.
by chasethedoor January 07, 2014
Get the changmug. The viceroy is well known personality, who visits restaurants and bars, in order to be seen, rather than to see. His presence or absence is often used as a reason by others why the check or bill of fare is not to be paid, or to defer dessert. He haunts establishments by his formidable reputation, and his word is law.
by chasethedoor October 30, 2011
Get the Viceroymug.