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Viscount 

Haughty and snobbish, the well dressed Viscount looms above mere mortals who supp and dine, and disdains desserts and after-dinner drinks because society calls. Word of his presence in the neighborhood is reason alone to leave directly after dinner, and to get on with the business at hand.
The party cancelled their order for coffee and cake and called for hats and coats, once rumor became fact and it was confirmed that the Viscount was on the prowl.
Viscount by chasethedoor October 31, 2011
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viscount 

A delicious minty biscuit available in the UK. Fondly remembered for its hilarious TV adverts from years ago where actors with dodgy Russian accents played aristocrats bewailing their lack of them.
I vant.....I vant.....A Viscount.
viscount by Brigante June 26, 2005

viscount 

An ancient evil that changes form every so often. A master at manipulating others, creating discord, and spreading lies and deceit.
....and Viscount told his apprentice.... "You will soon become even greater than all your superiors combined".
viscount by Vis July 21, 2008

Dirty Viscount 

The act of an aristocratic man sodamizing his maid with a roll of quarters, then having another maid pass out the quarters to homeless children. All while the aristocrat lights a cigar with a roll of pasos.
The Viscount of LF gave his maid Maria a Dirty Viscount after she stole some of his fine brown liquor.
Dirty Viscount by Young AD September 7, 2008

viscontial 

A user on tiktok, pissed on their crush, very cool person.
"My buddy viscontial pissed on his crush in kindergarten, I guess they were trying to assert dominance"
viscontial by shaylen but he's gay October 16, 2021

viscontial 

they love sans or something idk they also peed on theur classmate in kindergarten
viscontial is the type of person to have the 2015 undertale phase all over again
viscontial by leavvs October 16, 2021

Viscontity

The amount of hair gel applied to one's scalp.
Austin Visconti has the ultimate Viscontity. No one can surpass his 11 out of 10 on the Viscontity scale.
Viscontity by Reptar10 August 19, 2010
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