Melvins 

One of the best bands ever. They've been around for twenty years, and they're going stronger than many of the young upstarts fresh out of the gate. They're currently on Patton's Ipecac Records, the place for music. Quite plainly, they just rip shit.

Buzz "King Buzzo" Osbourne--Guitars/vocals
Dale Crover--Drums
Kevin Rutmanis--bassist

Metallica fan: "St. Anger was such a dissapointment. I want to like it, but I just can't."
Melvins fan: "Check out Pigs of the Roman Empire, the Melvins still know how to make music, unlike Metallicock."

Melvins by Virgil Caine June 5, 2005

Melvins 

1.) The earlier of the modern term a wedgie or wedgy. It is defined primarily when a perpetrator goes behind an individual (normally a male), and yanks the underwear band up so as to get a major percentage of the underwear in question up the buttocks crevice. 2.) The results of insufficient wiping of the anus and surrounding areas thereof, which entails the common term skid marks (manure streaks in undergarments). 3.) The sensation that leads a person to conclude that A.) They are experiencing a less than fresh ass. B.) May have an undeterminate dingleberry remaining in the rectum, anus, or quite conceivably the less than desirable buttocks region. C.) Gives the false impression of the presence of Melvins, when, in fact, the nerve endings in the bottom of someone's ass are being affected by anal perspiration, or the tingling feelings caused by butt, or, pubic hairs, perhaps both! This may cause great anxiety with people on a date and those that are anticipating a potential sexual encounter.

High School Shenanigans: "I got that dork, Myron, and gave him the 'Melvins' so hard that it changed his singing voice!"

Laundry Person: "That bastard might be rich, but I wash his funky, stanky drawers all the time. The worst is when I run across his shorts and they have unremmovable 'Melvins'!"

Nervous Male: He was rather confident in his speech and demeanor, however, Joe the Maintenance at the Retreat near the city center, was overtly concerned about his 'Melvins'! He hoped that there was a restroom nearby so he could deal with the moist and sloppy feelings there.

Melvins by Mike in Aurora, Colorado February 29, 2008

melvins 

An ordinary mushroom, no more, no less.

The Viscount and Tabasco supped at the meatball place, and had many melvins, which went together well with the hourse port.

melvins by chasethedoor January 29, 2014

the melvins 

a kickass band!
some say that they inspired nirvana and co-invented what later became known as grunge.
in fact kurt cobain was one of their biggest fans in the early days.
they also became popular in the stoner rock / doom metal scene with some of their releases and got respect by the punks for colaborating with jello biafra...anyway, the melvins always keep it experimental so you can't tell what genre they fit into.

today the melvins release on ipecac (mike paton ring a bell?)...there could be no bettter label for them

the melvins by SgrDD April 8, 2008

Melvina 

A very smart and bubbly person. She always glow with that beautiful smile, and she will always have your back. She can be quite reserved at first, but if you open up with here she will open up to you. all the boys fall head over heels with her because she is extremely gorgeous, but she is loyal to one guy and will always fight for that person.

Girl #1: I really like this guy, but he obviously likes Melvina.

Girl #2: ugh, she pulls all the guys because she is so pretty!

Melvina by locoxloco October 19, 2019

Melvin Capital 

An extremely shitty hedge fund made up of scammers and money-having monkeys. Bribe companies like Robinhood and Discord to censor the smart retards who pour all their money into $GME.

Tried to tell my fellow retards on Discord to buy the dips and HOLD buy got my account banned by Melvin Capital

TO THE MOON! 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀

Melvin Capital by Mama turtle January 28, 2021

Melvin medici 

A man who grew up in surrey and went to LA Mathesen. Does paradise of surrey jacks and is funny.

Some things Melvin says is YoOoOoOoOoOoOoO, thass crazzyyyy, ima call my cuzins on uu

Melvin Medici Wanna ditch and go to bear creeek
Ima call my cuzins on uuuuu
This guy don’t know YoooOoOoo

Melvin medici by Surreykid January 9, 2019