Mervens

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A Mervens is a man that has the ability to do many thing often funny. He can also be noted as a women magnet , he's very dependable ,women who get to encounter a "Mervens" shall flood with eternal happiness .

The realist and only Mervens .

Mervens by Dr. McCarthy April 12, 2017

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University Behind Mervyns

An 80's based nickname for Contra Costa College, an East Bay community college located just north of Richmond, California. The name is derived from the proximity to a former Mervyns anchor store located in a nearby strip mall, the El Portal Sopping Center.

I couldn't get into Cal State Hayward, so I'm going to the University Behind Mervyns for a semester to get my GPA up.

University Behind Mervyns by Bunny76 December 6, 2011

mervins

When someone, or more frequently two persons, get on either side of you, grab your underwear (emphasis whitey tighteys) and lift up, essentially leaving you hanging in mid air via your underwear.

The trench is violated, if ya know what I mean.

I gave my cousin a mervin on Christmas Eve. Immaculate conception THAT!

mervins by Yavo November 13, 2003

Marvens dick

A person with a very big dick. If you want a bf with a big dick date Marvens .

Has a very huge dick dat can’t fit inside of u.
Marvens dick is big

Marvens dick by Hehshezhdux November 28, 2021

Morvens Vagina

Morvens Vagina is a scrumptious blend of fruit and fresh spices designed to get the taste buds tingling.

"Yum, Morvens Vagina is WELL tasty!" *licks lips*

Morvens Vagina by Emma!&Morvy! September 20, 2006

Marvens

The best boy on earth that’s my baby . I love him , he make me feel happy . Y’all , get you a Marvens .

Stranger - my bf cheated on me

Janiya - that’s tough , you need to get you a Marvens
Stranger - where do I find one of those ??

Marvens by jayyleeeeee527 January 21, 2021

Timothy Mertens

A man who is in love with fefe. Who black faces masks

Timothy mertens loves fortnite!

Timothy Mertens by Bigbootymaster January 7, 2022

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026