Mervens

A Mervens is a man that has the ability to do many thing often funny. He can also be noted as a women magnet , he's very dependable ,women who get to encounter a "Mervens" shall flood with eternal happiness .

The realist and only Mervens .

Mervens by Dr. McCarthy April 12, 2017

University Behind Mervyns 

An 80's based nickname for Contra Costa College, an East Bay community college located just north of Richmond, California. The name is derived from the proximity to a former Mervyns anchor store located in a nearby strip mall, the El Portal Sopping Center.

I couldn't get into Cal State Hayward, so I'm going to the University Behind Mervyns for a semester to get my GPA up.

University Behind Mervyns by Bunny76 December 6, 2011

mervins 

When someone, or more frequently two persons, get on either side of you, grab your underwear (emphasis whitey tighteys) and lift up, essentially leaving you hanging in mid air via your underwear.

The trench is violated, if ya know what I mean.

I gave my cousin a mervin on Christmas Eve. Immaculate conception THAT!

mervins by Yavo November 13, 2003

Marvens dick 

A person with a very big dick. If you want a bf with a big dick date Marvens .

Has a very huge dick dat can’t fit inside of u.
Marvens dick is big

Marvens dick by Hehshezhdux November 28, 2021

Morvens Vagina 

Morvens Vagina is a scrumptious blend of fruit and fresh spices designed to get the taste buds tingling.

"Yum, Morvens Vagina is WELL tasty!" *licks lips*

Morvens Vagina by Emma!&Morvy! September 20, 2006

Marvens

The best boy on earth that’s my baby . I love him , he make me feel happy . Y’all , get you a Marvens .

Stranger - my bf cheated on me

Janiya - that’s tough , you need to get you a Marvens
Stranger - where do I find one of those ??

Marvens by jayyleeeeee527 January 21, 2021

Timothy Mertens 

A man who is in love with fefe. Who black faces masks

Timothy mertens loves fortnite!

Timothy Mertens by Bigbootymaster January 7, 2022