Mervis 

The area on one's foot covered by the strap of their flip/flop. Your mervis can expand and detract depending on the size of your flip/flop strap.

I've been wearing sandals all year long and I have extreme callouses on my mervis.

My mervis hurts real BAD! (say it like Napolean Dynamite)

Mervis by Maffs and Sarsar August 15, 2005

Dirty Mervis 

One day, a filthy homeless man wandering through Russia began defecating on a Diamond he had stolen from a wealthy woman. Later, a man named Mervis was so aroused by the shit covered diamond, he began to pierce his own ear with the sharpest edge. Following the piercing, the filthy Russian ran back, began fornicating the man’s gaping ear orifice, shat in the cavernous cum-filled ear cavity, then finished his deed by stuffing the diamond fully in Mervis’s ear, where it properly belonged. Now, this act of piercing an ear and then fucking that shit/cum covered ear hole is now known as the “Dirty Mervis”

When questioning an activity: "Did you just give me a dirty mervis? Because it feels like there's pudding by my ear drum."
When making a compromise: "I'll trade you my snack-pack for a dirty mervis!"
When bragging: "Phillip gave me the best dirty mervis last night; I can hardly hear anything today!"
In a sentence: "I will give you a Dirty Mervis right here, right now."

Dirty Mervis by Basic Bob November 27, 2013

Mehvish 

Mehvish is a sweet person with an amazing personality that will love you and appreciate you for you. This person loves to be leader, confident, helpful, resourceful and kind. Mehvish is a very generous & precious possesion. A mehvish's heart can be easily broken but will not show it & continue to love and heal for others. A mehvish is amazing

mehvish is a very kind person

Mehvish by Fefe&theflowertops March 12, 2019

Mehvish 

Mehvieh is a badass woman, it will take her no time to punch you on your nose, she doesn't hesitate to speak up. She is not a type of person who cares about others opinion. Mehvish is a great leader, confident, brave ,liberal non judgemental girl. Apart from being tough on the outside she is such a sweet heart from the inside. She loves her people from her whole heart. She can be insecure time to time but doesn't show or admit it.

Man, i had my group leader as mehvish and now our project is the best one

Mehvish by anonymous June 14, 2021

Merissuality 

Merissuality is a natural variant of animal behavior that involves emotional, romantic, and / or sexual attraction to individuals of no fucking kind. In the definition of sexual orientation, merissuality is placed in the hetero-merissual continuum of human sexuality, and refers to the identity of an individual based on these attractions and belonging to a community of other individuals who share the same.

Since the mid-20th century, merissuality has gradually been disregarded as a crime and decriminalized in nearly all developed nations. In the 21st century, however, as it became part of the LGBTQ community, it began to be persecuted. Following further study and research, it appears in the list by the International Statistical Classification of Diseases, Injuries and Causes of Death (ICD). Apparently, it is part of the International Day Against Homophobia, Biphobia and Transphobia. The legal status of merissual relationships varies enormously from one state to another and still remain jurisdictions where certain merissual behaviors are considered crimes and are punished with severe penalties, including the death penalty (fully agree).

I don't fucking know how to describe this shit. (Merissuality)

Merissuality by Ciro Esposito May 5, 2021

Merlissa

The hottest, sweetest gal you'll ever meet. As sweet as her 'honey bee' namesake, Melissa, except with an extra 'r' for raunchy. Once you meet a Merlissa, she will sweep you off your feet like a whirlwind, leaving every other girl you met in a wake of destruction, and you wondering why you ever wasted any time with any of the others of the past.

'Have you ever heard of a girl called Merlissa?'

'Have I HEARD of her?? Bro she's a total unicorn'

Merlissa by MysterT April 18, 2017

The Mervin Scale 

A scale derived by the English mathematician and theoretical physicist Professor Ginger Ninja, which allows students using a sheet of A4 graph paper with 1mm squares, herein called 'mervins', to plot awkward, or complex points on a graph that shows the effect of temperature on the resistance of a thermistor. There are five mervins to a 'brick' and two 'bricks' to a 'box'.

Thus, any whole integer is always four mervins away from its next or prior integer; provided that each box on the y-axis is the equivalent to 5kΩ.

Simple, really.

MiniFunk: Using The Mervin Scale, how would I plot 54?
Proffessor: 54, would be four mervins below 55!
Jam and MiniFunk: Indeed!

The Mervin Scale by MiniFunk February 21, 2011