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Myles Kennedy

One of THE greatest singers in rock n'roll history. Can hold his own, right up there with Mr. Robert Plant and Mr. Chris Cornell. Is almost like a veteran in the rock music industry, in that, he has been part of several varied projects before finally finding a place of rest, in Alter Bridge. Has a 3 octave range and is also a very talented guitarist and song-writer. Truly a gifted and underrated musician.

Has recently been chosen by The Dude himself (Slash) to be the lead singer for his up-coming tour.
Sam: You know what the words "Myles Kennedy" is synonymous with?

Dean: No...

Sam: "Myles Kennedy" is synonymous with the word "awesome".
by FunSlinger February 19, 2010
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Kennel Cough

The cough a person develops after a camping festival, caused by all the dust, dirt, and drug smoke inhaled during the festival.
Alex's weak lungs couldn't handle all the dirt and drug smoke over the weekend, now he has a bad case of kennel cough.
by Jill Weiss May 29, 2014
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Hot Kenneth

The act of defecating on a plastic male doll. It is usually done by a male on a male doll.
Guy #1: Oh my god!! Someone shit on my sisters toys!
Guy #2: Get with the program nerd! I gave them toys a Hot Kenneth!
by thesituation89 January 19, 2010
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dead kennedys

The raddest fuckin punk band on the planet. Their best songs are: Police Truck, Soup Is Good Food, MTV Get Off The Air, Riot, Forest Fire, Halloween, and Winnebago Warrior.
Chris Koteras: "DK sucks!"
Justin: "Fuck you, you little bitch! The dead kennedys are so kickass, they single-handedly created the Bay Area punk scene, fought against the PMRC, and had a fun time doin' it. So go suck your moms massive cock, faggot."
by the storm drains May 9, 2008
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Old Kennedy Cock Punch

(n) A deceptive maneuver, when one kneels, pretending to adjust the penny in his loafer, only to raise up and punch someone square in the cock.
Mike: "Oh shoot, my penny is falling out of my loafer..." (kneels to fix it)

Bill: "I hate it when that happens"

Mike: (Punching Bill in the cock) "Old Kennedy Cock Punch!"
by Ray Kinsella April 13, 2011
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Kennelling

A mixture between Dogging and Cottaging, whereby participants flick the lights on and off in a public toilet before embarking on a sexual adventure for the viewing pleasure of an assembled audience.
During a particularly bad case of the horn, Rupert and Henry decided to go down to the heath for some kennelling.
by Rupert and Henry October 21, 2008
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Kenneth Bone

Pure, unadulterated perfection in the form of a human being; the physical return of Christ himself.
Person 1: "Where are you going?"
Person 2: "To church"
Person 1: "Why?"
Person 2: "I have to be prepared for the return of Christ, it could happen at any time."
Person 1: "He already returned and his name is Kenneth Bone"
by Ken Bone = God October 15, 2016
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