total asshole...bald guy with no regard to people or society..completely useless waste of fucking space...
by polarbearmike November 2, 2010
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Get the Pass the Douchie mug.n. - doo-schee-nehss - The quality of being a douche or douche bag; used when an act is flagrantly lame or reconfirms an already existing suspicion that an entity has douche-like attributes; typical of a person or thing that doesn't command respect.
Fox News' douchiness was on display when they suggested Obama eat a slice of watermelon during a debate.
by chad-o February 21, 2009
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An individual who is a douchebag far beyond the conventional meaning. To the extent that his/her. personality resembles a swirling vortex of douche. Often arrogant and/or oblivious their effect on others, douchicanes often launch into self-righteous tirades that can be classified by "Category" much like a hurricane. Douchicanes are often despised individuals who cause trouble and never take blame for it. They also delight in finding fault in others. Any given social group can only take one douchicane at a time without imploding on itself. Like a hurricane, precautions include rapid evacuation from the area and the creative use of hammer, nails, and plywood.
1. Wow, that Park Ranger is really being a douchicane!
2. Oh Lord, the douchicane is drunk, looks like he's going to go CAT 4.
3. I can't believe that guy let his dog puke on my rug; what a douchicane.
2. Oh Lord, the douchicane is drunk, looks like he's going to go CAT 4.
3. I can't believe that guy let his dog puke on my rug; what a douchicane.
by ColoradoCrotalus January 18, 2010
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